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@beefunwellington.bsky.social

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Wiseass lefty lawyer in Portlandia. 📎 The US sucks now. Half-Canadian. 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸

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beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 12h

beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 14h

The dancing frog & dinosaur in PDX shook the nation’s foundation.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17h

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Here’s the video again: www.instagram.com/reel/DPi9m_2...

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beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 14h

That’s my spirit dinosaur.

beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 16h

Steaming. Pile. Of. Shite.

beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 1d

Shut up, bitch.

beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 1d

I may be wrong, but I think Missouri doesn’t have phones. It’s odd.

beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you.

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 1d

The uncensored version of this book revealed Jeffrey Epstein's long relationship with Melania, his introduction of Melania to Trump, and Trump (and then Epstein) having intercourse with Melania in the back of a limo. bsky.app/profile/ronf...

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

The original version of the book said that Epstein was involved in introducing Melania to her beloved husband.

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Kevin Sweet @kevin-sweet.bsky.social · 1d

this is a screenshot of a social media post set against a waterfront painting backdrop (i think)- it reads:

Grosdoriane
"How was the left radicalized?"
Bro, I'm not radicalized. Literally all of my political views are just extrapolations of the most basic premises of human decency.
Universal healthcare isn't
"radical." I figured that one out when I was, like, 8 years old.
Get a grip.

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beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 1d

He’s getting a facial.

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beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 1d

Also, all toasters will be teal colored.

beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 1d

When Portlandia rains, ICE melts.

beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 1d

“Antifa” uses invisible fire.

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beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 1d

I bet she & Corey did it up there.

beefunwellington.bsky.social @beefunwellington.bsky.social · 1d

Too much of the country is getting off on this. A nation that doesn’t give a fuck about shot schoolchildren won’t give a fuck about this.

‘mericans will learn what The Hague is one a quarterback gets there.