Tim
@beertheist.bsky.social
I like beer and making snarky comments about religion and conservatives
📍 Kansas City, MO
He/Him
📍 Kansas City, MO
He/Him
I suck at doing the edges of the crust. Believe it or not this is an improvement compared to previous years
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I suck at doing the edges of the crust. Believe it or not this is an improvement compared to previous years
I'm sure other people do this, but people often act confused when I talk about pie cookies. My great grandma's crust recipe makes enough for two crusts, but if we only need one we cut up the remainder and put cinnamon sugar on them and bake them
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'm sure other people do this, but people often act confused when I talk about pie cookies. My great grandma's crust recipe makes enough for two crusts, but if we only need one we cut up the remainder and put cinnamon sugar on them and bake them
Thanksgiving was saved thanks to @freakdam.bsky.social ! Hadn't started my car since Labor Day and was deader than dead. But he gave me one of these jumper deals and worked perfectly! Hugo thanks you for letting him get spoiled in Olathe
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Thanksgiving was saved thanks to @freakdam.bsky.social ! Hadn't started my car since Labor Day and was deader than dead. But he gave me one of these jumper deals and worked perfectly! Hugo thanks you for letting him get spoiled in Olathe
I mean, this is a nice and correct sentiment, but he's not an immigrant. He's a US citizen. Puerto Rico is American. He could be elected president where Mamdani can't
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I mean, this is a nice and correct sentiment, but he's not an immigrant. He's a US citizen. Puerto Rico is American. He could be elected president where Mamdani can't
Residents try and stop an obnoxious side show in their neighborhood. Car bro trash beats a couple and sets a car in fire
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Residents try and stop an obnoxious side show in their neighborhood. Car bro trash beats a couple and sets a car in fire
11 years ago today I took my mom to see Loretta Lynn at the Uptown. She was my mom's favorite singer and I'm so glad I was able to do this with her. Dad died before I was grown and never got these times #OrphanBoy
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
11 years ago today I took my mom to see Loretta Lynn at the Uptown. She was my mom's favorite singer and I'm so glad I was able to do this with her. Dad died before I was grown and never got these times #OrphanBoy
You're rich and/or "famous" in Kansas City. You don't need private speak easies for privacy. You're just an elitist snob. All white men leading this isn't surprising
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You're rich and/or "famous" in Kansas City. You don't need private speak easies for privacy. You're just an elitist snob. All white men leading this isn't surprising
Welp, problem solved! Way to go, super smart leaders! /Sarcasm
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Welp, problem solved! Way to go, super smart leaders! /Sarcasm
Honored that they included me in the renderings for the @kcstreetcar.org pavilion on the riverfront 🤣🤣🤣
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Honored that they included me in the renderings for the @kcstreetcar.org pavilion on the riverfront 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite comic so much that when I turned 18 I got a Calvin tattoo. Sadly over 25 years later it was faded and poor looking so I got it covered
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
My favorite comic so much that when I turned 18 I got a Calvin tattoo. Sadly over 25 years later it was faded and poor looking so I got it covered
Oh my bad, I didn't remember applying for this same job months ago. Sorry your HR is incompetent
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh my bad, I didn't remember applying for this same job months ago. Sorry your HR is incompetent
I freely talk about my hatred of the Cards, but I don't hate STL itself, so I'm trying to understand what the fuck this shirt means. We both got the racism, we both got the suburbanites that think the city is dangerous. STL was top 5 cities in America, KC only made top 15. This shirt is dumb
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I freely talk about my hatred of the Cards, but I don't hate STL itself, so I'm trying to understand what the fuck this shirt means. We both got the racism, we both got the suburbanites that think the city is dangerous. STL was top 5 cities in America, KC only made top 15. This shirt is dumb
11 years ago today I was riding the bus home from work and saw a deer carcass strapped to the roof of an SUV. The Midwest is magic
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
11 years ago today I was riding the bus home from work and saw a deer carcass strapped to the roof of an SUV. The Midwest is magic
After all the housing that's been defeated because of tax breaks, these fuckers are going to get us to subsidize their fancy outdoor mall.
Housing for people that make okay money and would increase overall housing stock? Fuck off!
Stores for rich people and Xmas lights? Take our money!
Housing for people that make okay money and would increase overall housing stock? Fuck off!
Stores for rich people and Xmas lights? Take our money!
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
After all the housing that's been defeated because of tax breaks, these fuckers are going to get us to subsidize their fancy outdoor mall.
Housing for people that make okay money and would increase overall housing stock? Fuck off!
Stores for rich people and Xmas lights? Take our money!
Housing for people that make okay money and would increase overall housing stock? Fuck off!
Stores for rich people and Xmas lights? Take our money!
It's completely anecdotal, but I've been going somewhere Monday evenings for years, and while the @kcstreetcar.org was never empty, it was never full. For the last few weeks it's been full. I'm very interested in the YOY data when it becomes available
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It's completely anecdotal, but I've been going somewhere Monday evenings for years, and while the @kcstreetcar.org was never empty, it was never full. For the last few weeks it's been full. I'm very interested in the YOY data when it becomes available
I've done this before and did The Cranberries "Everybody else is doing it, so why can't we." I'll go perfect comedy album this time
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I've done this before and did The Cranberries "Everybody else is doing it, so why can't we." I'll go perfect comedy album this time
This is the KC BBQ place on the left bank of Paris. They learned how to BBQ from the Meat Mitch guy. €30 is a pretty good deal for a Thanksgiving meal, IMO. Would be cool to try their interpretation
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is the KC BBQ place on the left bank of Paris. They learned how to BBQ from the Meat Mitch guy. €30 is a pretty good deal for a Thanksgiving meal, IMO. Would be cool to try their interpretation
So last week I skeeted about the James Garfield show wondering about how accurate it was. TIL that the author of the book it's based on is local and she's giving a talk at UMKC next week
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
So last week I skeeted about the James Garfield show wondering about how accurate it was. TIL that the author of the book it's based on is local and she's giving a talk at UMKC next week
Haven't bored you with a difference-on-the-riverfront-since-I-moved-in-post in a while. May '17 vs Nov '25
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Haven't bored you with a difference-on-the-riverfront-since-I-moved-in-post in a while. May '17 vs Nov '25
9th and Baltimore, KCMO
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
9th and Baltimore, KCMO
No aurora I'm downtown KC. I blame the Northland sprawl
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
No aurora I'm downtown KC. I blame the Northland sprawl
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
Excited for this to open in the Crossroads!
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Excited for this to open in the Crossroads!
Not the result we wanted, but at least I got to see Danny Rojas!
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not the result we wanted, but at least I got to see Danny Rojas!
CPKC Stadium is lit up 12hrs before the Current's playoff game
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
CPKC Stadium is lit up 12hrs before the Current's playoff game