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Lord Beestonia
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Faux Lord.
Hyper. Local. Writer, Journalism course leader, sometime author and ghost. Founder, @TheBeestonian Occasionally known as mere Matt Turpin. [email protected]
"Police have yet to crack the case"
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Didn't know it's his bday! It's Pippas speech -she's with a cold - but has much pro -SL (and DB!) stuff in it.
December 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The earnest novelisation of that will win the Booker in 2032
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
In this hyper-velocity age it's important all the Tanky cliches are run through as fast as possible in any new left party. They'll be calling each other 'running dogs' by Thursday.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
In 1991 our college canteen was privatised and prices rose considerably, so we bought in Pot Noodles. They then banned us using their cutlery for this, so we put our fake news on college radio that all food was half price.
It all worked too well, and I was told to leave or be found liable...
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
(Substack, not Ko-Fi)
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I've always wanted my next resurrection to be as a pub dog
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
First we have to understand what you mean by 'Thursday'.
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I think his claim to be related to Jeremiah Brandreth of the Pentrich Uprising was absolutely unfounded, but he touted it for years.
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm ashamed to say it was and am prepared for the consequences
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
True, though tonight my son asked, and I agreed, for a Scotland kit for him. When the third Scot goal went in I did feel a little pain in my wallet, which at least conforms to some national stereotypes.
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That was like a day at Alton Towers compressed into 90 minutes, then another week at Alton Towers compressed into the final five mins.
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM