"Police have yet to crack the case"

Didn't know it's his bday! It's Pippas speech -she's with a cold - but has much pro -SL (and DB!) stuff in it.

The earnest novelisation of that will win the Booker in 2032

In this hyper-velocity age it's important all the Tanky cliches are run through as fast as possible in any new left party. They'll be calling each other 'running dogs' by Thursday.

In 1991 our college canteen was privatised and prices rose considerably, so we bought in Pot Noodles. They then banned us using their cutlery for this, so we put our fake news on college radio that all food was half price.
It all worked too well, and I was told to leave or be found liable...

(Substack, not Ko-Fi)

I've always wanted my next resurrection to be as a pub dog

First we have to understand what you mean by 'Thursday'.

I think his claim to be related to Jeremiah Brandreth of the Pentrich Uprising was absolutely unfounded, but he touted it for years.

I'm ashamed to say it was and am prepared for the consequences

True, though tonight my son asked, and I agreed, for a Scotland kit for him. When the third Scot goal went in I did feel a little pain in my wallet, which at least conforms to some national stereotypes.

That was like a day at Alton Towers compressed into 90 minutes, then another week at Alton Towers compressed into the final five mins.