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20 days since President Trump signed the Epstein Files Transparency Act into law.

10 days until his deadline for releasing 300,000 pages of Epstein documents he's been fighting all year to suppress.

A total of zero "Epstein" mentions at @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“Listen to Mike Johnson when he says that a flailing child-sex-crimes coverup is none of America’s business.”
—Punchbowl News
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Punchbowl News: Pretending Jeffrey Epstein Never Existed So Republicans Can Pretend to Have Souls™
December 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Nearly three weeks since Trump signed the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

Less than two weeks until his deadline for handing over 300,000 pages of Epstein documents.

Two Trump-related "Epstein" headlines from mainstream U.S. news outlets in the last 24 hours.
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
19 days since President Trump signed the Epstein Files Transparency Act into law.

11 days until his deadline for releasing 300,000 pages of Epstein documents he's been fighting all year to suppress.

A total of zero "Epstein" mentions at @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Republicans face zero Epstein questions as President Trump’s December 19 deadline approaches, because they are busy doing important grownup stuff.
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
“Let them eat horserace coverage while President Pedophile’s big Epstein files deadline passes without comment.”
—Punchbowl News
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Death threats directly fueled by Marjorie Taylor Greene.
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Boo fucking hoo.
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
So can we.
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
16 days since President Trump signed the Epstein Files Transparency Act into law.

14 days until his deadline for releasing the 300,000 pages of Epstein documents he's been fighting all year to suppress.

A total of zero "Epstein" headlines at @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
12 days since President Trump signed the Epstein Files Transparency Act into law.

18 days until his deadline for releasing the 300,000 pages of Epstein documents he's been fighting all year to suppress.

A total of zero "Epstein" headlines at @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It’s December 1, 2025, and the Trump administration has 18 days to release 300,000 pages of Epstein documents it’s been fighting all year to suppress.
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Thanks to Donald Trump, it’ll soon be 5 in 5.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Washington Post editors vow a vigorous Trump sanewashing in exchange for raises.
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Gen. John Kelly warned Americans that their once and future president was a literal Hitler fan, and @nytimes.com editors shrugged.
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I mean, fuck.
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Washington Post editors are expected to trust that Jeff Bezos’s billionaire bestie will keep his promise and follow the law, if they humor him by banning Epstein coverage through the December 17 deadline.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
President Trump will be free from pressure to follow the law he signed last week and release the Epstein files he is *this* desperate to cover up.
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Six days since President Trump signed the Epstein Files Transparency Act into law.

24 days until his deadline for releasing the 300,000 pages of Epstein documents he's been fighting all year to suppress.

A total of zero "Epstein" headlines at @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Punchbowl News breaks the story of the century, then runs away from it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The @punchbowlnews.bsky.social investigation into House Republican disarray begins and ends here, because Mike Johnson now considers the rest of the Sedition Caucus to be liberally biased.
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Jake Sherman plans to stop taking calls from “exercised” MTG types so Mike Johnson doesn’t break up with him.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Five days since Trump signed the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

Five days since he fielded an Epstein question from a reporter.

25 days until his deadline for releasing the 300,000 pages of Epstein documents he's been fighting all year to suppress.

Zero "Epstein" headlines at @washingtonpost.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM