Ben Siemon
@benjaminjs.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 I speak only for myself. Not a spokesperson. Animation writer. Grocery Clerk with Half an Eyelid from "Crazy-Ex Girlfriend" OK puppeteer. He/him
No one can deliver Tim Robinson lines like Patti Harrison (other than Tim Robinson.)
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
No one can deliver Tim Robinson lines like Patti Harrison (other than Tim Robinson.)
Happy Thanksgiving from the "Brunch" girls!
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from the "Brunch" girls!
I know very little about economics but it seems kinda bad 50% of the US economy is just companies hoping AI turns out to be something everyone should be invested in. It's giving major "internet bubble" vibes I wonder if the Pets.com puppet would agree.
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I know very little about economics but it seems kinda bad 50% of the US economy is just companies hoping AI turns out to be something everyone should be invested in. It's giving major "internet bubble" vibes I wonder if the Pets.com puppet would agree.
Just in time for Thanksgiving Republicans are pro-roasted children left in hot cars.
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Just in time for Thanksgiving Republicans are pro-roasted children left in hot cars.
Gotta celebrate when they get along.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Gotta celebrate when they get along.
This is a rare Trader Joe's FLOP.
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is a rare Trader Joe's FLOP.
They're just going full Nazi & Ku Klux Klan.
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
They're just going full Nazi & Ku Klux Klan.
I read about James Van Der Beek & his colon cancer journey & felt motivated to *finally* submit a test I had sat on for six+ months, despite being of age for regular screening & then spent several days convincing myself death was imminent, only to get to text my husband this later. Anyways, test!
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I read about James Van Der Beek & his colon cancer journey & felt motivated to *finally* submit a test I had sat on for six+ months, despite being of age for regular screening & then spent several days convincing myself death was imminent, only to get to text my husband this later. Anyways, test!
He really did just say this. He got an MRI but no one told him what it was for but that it was the best result the doctor has ever seen of an MRI.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
He really did just say this. He got an MRI but no one told him what it was for but that it was the best result the doctor has ever seen of an MRI.
"He made the buses free. Then society collapsed."
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"He made the buses free. Then society collapsed."
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
"We're your real parents, Annie."
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"We're your real parents, Annie."
"You tried to bend the law, but you gotta pay SNAP!"
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"You tried to bend the law, but you gotta pay SNAP!"
This woman isn't a real aunt and she should absolutely lose her election for these lies.
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This woman isn't a real aunt and she should absolutely lose her election for these lies.
"No, that's not a typo. Those are our prices now because Canada made a Ronald Reagan ad Trump didn't like."
October 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"No, that's not a typo. Those are our prices now because Canada made a Ronald Reagan ad Trump didn't like."
I think I know who robbed the Louvre.
October 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I think I know who robbed the Louvre.
Has there ever been anything more "Black Mirror"-y?
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Has there ever been anything more "Black Mirror"-y?
Just Burt processing that Mary Poppins called him a flaming homosexual.
October 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just Burt processing that Mary Poppins called him a flaming homosexual.