You're a game changer at my table, Prof. <3

Truly exceptional flatness

That's actually really useful; thank you!

What is a "real" comment? What does real even mean? Am I even real? Are you? Who can say??

Unfathomably based.

But also massive shout out to your cube for charity!

Greetings from the future. Check it now! :D

A silly lil GUY? This is trans propaganda and I'm calling Elon Musk.

Yeah but if the chocolate-for-Big-Work compensation hasn't been adjusted since the 70s. If it had kept up with inflation, it would be like six chocolates by now. Hard to get motivated when I'm being robbed of five chocolates.

Also, China only holds about $850bn in US debt. It isn't trillions.

You're conflating multiple different things. Our investment in foreign aid is an investment in securing trade deals, intelligence partnerships, military cooperation, and more. USAID's total operating budget in 2024 was $32bn. That represents one half of one percent of the budget.

You do realize this would be a catastrophic loss in American soft power globally, and that it would be massive boon for China, right? Foreign aid isn't just a nice thing to do--it's an investment in protecting American interests abroad.

What is with you and anthropomorphizing fruit? It's so profoundly upsetting, and I'm considering filing some kind of lawsuit.

Still have the regular Sunday scaries too, tho. It's like a two-fer.

This guy has lived rent free in my head since he came out. When I saw he became a planeswalker I *literally* cheered out loud. Love my nerdy lil elephant.

Tell Ziggy the quality of my week depends entirely on his week. His well-being is all I care about now.

I would die for them.