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CisHet Billionaire
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He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup.

Born at 343ppm CO2.

Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun
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Same. I follow who I want to see but please, nobody ever feel like following back should be your first choice. I contain multitudes. Frustrating, sometimes horrible, annoying multitudes. Wish I could pin this.
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New post: Ford EV Support Claims Our Charge Station Pro “Works”—But Everything Else Is Broken https://www.transportevolved.com/2025/11/13/ford-ev-support-claims-our-charge-station-pro-works-but-everything-else-is-broken/
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Because "entire fleet" is interesting here.
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 35. The thing about Pearl Jam is we both listened to lithium on our satellite radios but we'd turn that shit to the 40s station if Pearl Jam came on. In that moment we knew there's no excuse for Pearl Jam in our cars.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Don't cross the picket line.
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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absolutely — we can discuss how handsome my cat van gogh is
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My brain is already hard rebooting so I'm not even sure anymore but I'm pretty sure the reason I blocked this account was for comparing working on an oil rig with being trafficked to epstein island saying they're both bad jobs for high pay.

bsky.app/profile/maam...
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Y'all sure are quiet. Scrolled my timeline and it was elektrek 5 posts in a row.
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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When your map tiles don't load you post through it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
NOAA and NWS are here on Bluesky but I consider
bsky.app/profile/rogu...
to be a safe, offsite backup to keep things compartmentalized in case people start doing weird newspeak things like changing the name of bodies of water.
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You should resign to focus on your health is both a legit compassionate thing to say and a way of veiling a threat, depending which batman movie you're currently watching.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Remember when that guy on fox sports destroyed a phone over being asked about how pumped he was about the sport he played?
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Kind of breaks your brain every time you think about a heat pump being more than 100% efficient.
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I love this because you can't tell if I mean apple or tesla.

Nor can I.
Makes sense, them being the name brand people think of for a product despite constantly falling behind in the most basic innovations and features then pretending they invented something years after other folks had it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I don't think I know a single George Straight song.

I'm fine with that continuing.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Army veteran with a knack for embellished storytelling finds out about the whole opt out nature of google maps history and stares at the collection of data points.

"No shit. There I was."
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Making HTTP requests and processing responses?

That is so Fetch!
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
trying to avoid short form video completely but the powers that be in the US say "we have ways of making you Tok".
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Undermines a lot of shit when then the person who wrote manufacturing consent about propaganda working with government is shown to be friends with someone who doesn't think about consent at all.

It'd be like if that Snyder guy had a podcast called on tyranny and invited bannon on.
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Every human being everywhere on earth should have all the tasty food, and good and safe housing, and a fantastic education through graduate school, and all the healthcare they need or want, all for free.

There is more than enough wealth on this planet to do that. We just need to divide it fairly.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The lack of interaction I'm getting from asking our corporate ai to open the pod bay doors is disappointing.

I even said please.
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
404 over 443 is my new band name. We play all the hits for the listeners in the middle of traffic.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You hear that sound?

It's the sound of my procrastination spinning into high gear.

I realized my cert expires Sunday not Friday.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Apparently I've been under the wrong impression about the meaning of keynote speaker. I thought there was one per conference not twenty.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM