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Benny G
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I write novels, draw pictures, and play music. Sometimes I even show them to other people.
If you're going to stand on your feet like that, you should have a tail. \|/
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Why, man, she doth bestride the narrow world
Like a Colossus, and we petty men
Walk under her huge legs and peep about
To find ourselves dishonorable graves.
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Zoo2pia
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Fan2stic Topia
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Zoo Fast 2 Topia
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Maybe I can show this to my family.

Might be interesting to gauge the reaction...
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The next step is usually "sue people for not using our product."
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Flashback to when I was eight or nine and found the book among my parents' mystery novels, and asking my Mom, "How do you lose an entire lake??
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It's unnerving being a writer and seeing someone complain about "the writing" in something you enjoyed. You start to question your own skills.
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I was so disillusioned the first time I actually read the rules of Monopoly...
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I wear bifocals; insert your own joke here.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Maybe there's an unspoken "in no particular order" under the title of the article? Can't figure out why "Airplane!" is where it is otherwise.
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Lived in downtown Portland at the time, near the hospital...which means we never lost power. I remember the walk to work being a bit slick, but tbat was it.

Got some pretty dramatic pictures at the editorial desk, though.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
*holds up the third and final 12.5 turkey* This one roasts on Thursday. I always wanted to make Thanksgiving dinner for my parents, so this'll be a first.

Man, this thing is hard as a bowling ball...

...

Would it be tacky to name the three turkeys "Huey, Dewey, and Louie?"
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
At this point I'm half-convinced we're going to find mass graves.
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So, I took it back to the drawing board, to see if I could write more than a reaction to a pop-cultural touchstone. I think I was too busy cackling and rubbing my hands together - "Let's see these fuckers get outta this one" - to judge it on merit, but I'll give it a little time...
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM