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Ben Seager
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Software developing, NCFC season ticket holding, video game playing, polyhedral dice rolling overgrown child.

Opinions all, very much, my own.

NCFC feed (https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66iacpmbjqojyprp6ubgz3rj/feed/aaactaye3fzby)
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don't think this is necessarily guaranteed to be the maddest headline to emerge from Merseyside this weekend tbh
Independent MP Ayoub Khan has told PolHome he was once forced to kill a dog with his hands to save the life of a baby

He spoke to Tom Scotson at Your Party conference in Liverpool
Your Party MP Ayoub Khan Killed Dog To Save A Baby's Life
Independent MP Ayoub Khan has told PoliticsHome he once killed a dog with his hands to save a child’s life.
www.politicshome.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Good win. Onwards and upwards #ncfc
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Sooooooooo much better.

Just imagine if Manning had been sacked when he should have been…

#ncfc
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is outrageous
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Failed a late fitness test, so watching on the radio today.

Bet this is the first home win of the season 😂 #ncfc
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Started getting in-programme adverts on YouTube.

Not a break, rather a QR code comes up based on something that’s happening on screen.

Absolute dogshit.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

Three-toed Sloth
Howler Monkey
Brazilian Wandering Spider
Bullet Ant
Otter
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

Squirrel
Hare
Adder
Boar
Otter
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Hammerhead shark
Stingray
My brother
My other brother
Cotton mouth snake
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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If you think a seventh prime minister in ten years will magically solve the structural problems, deep malaise and febrile atmosphere caused by austerity, Brexit and social media, you're a fundamentally unserious person.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Thank goodness it wasn’t permenantly closed for ever
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Just cancel your Netflix subscription and stop buying avocados. You'll be fine
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
😔
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’ve really noticed that Rider 2025.3.0.2 (and 3.0.1) is incredibly unstable on Mac.

Having to restart several times a day. Infuriating!

Is there another patch on the way @jetbrains.com?
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Presumably they’ll all be arrested like the Just Stop Oil protesters were…
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
If you did a boo at the end - give your head a wobble #ncfc
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Fuck off with this shit.

Seriously. Fuck. Off.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Having turned up at high school with a new car to impress everyone and then having tried standing outside football's window with a ghettoblaster, the Super League organisers are now in the sending mean letters saying they won't find anyone better to go out with phase of winning football over.
As revealed earlier, they’re back! For those still following the ESL franchise, I make this the 4th iteration of A22’s plan to replace the deeply unpopular Champions League that nobody wants to watch, televise or sponsor. Apparently.

🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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I'm going insane because people constantly recommend using AI for things and it is always, ALWAYS worse than repeatedly bashing my head on a brick.

It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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No government should be able to meddle with the elections regulator.

New Labour set up the Electoral Commission to be an independent watchdog.

This Labour government must honour their pre-election rhetoric and restore full independence to the Commission.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Politicians urge Labour to restore Electoral Commission independence
All-party group say move is needed to stop UK lagging behind global standards on election integrity
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
He doesn’t like it up him…

Can all journalists please start holding this cretin to account for the things he has said
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”

Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school

@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Somehow managed to glitch the quest where Dawnbreaker is the reward.

And now I have two of them. Win! #Skyrim
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Despite the headline, the actual bishop remains unbashed.
Priest bashes bishop's car into soap star's partner's Skoda while drunk
metro.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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America putting most of its eggs in the generative AI basket, China going hard into green tech. When history looks back on this period, someone is going to look awfully stupid.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM