Threewisebensmom33
@bensmom33.bsky.social
Mom, wife, volunteer, retired attorney, life-long Mets fan, RWRB fan fic writer, BA in History, Masters in Sarcasm.
Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
My MIL is turning 80 but she is not a fan of the number so she did this to my card:
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My MIL is turning 80 but she is not a fan of the number so she did this to my card:
My MIL is turning 80 so I bought her a card. She doesn't like that she's turning 80 so she did this with the card:
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My MIL is turning 80 so I bought her a card. She doesn't like that she's turning 80 so she did this with the card:
Today is National Cookie Day and this guy may look goofy but never doubt his lobbying abilities.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Today is National Cookie Day and this guy may look goofy but never doubt his lobbying abilities.
I'm sorry but WTF is this?
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm sorry but WTF is this?
I am not exaggerating the orangeness.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I am not exaggerating the orangeness.
Oh man someone is going to be super smug about this.
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Oh man someone is going to be super smug about this.
Since no one else is guessing, I can reveal that the box contained a fishing pole.
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Since no one else is guessing, I can reveal that the box contained a fishing pole.
Just in case anyone is still looking for holiday gifts, this exists for some reason:
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just in case anyone is still looking for holiday gifts, this exists for some reason:
My husband told me this was the best stuffing he ever had in his life which means I have officially Citizen Kaned myself for future Thanksgiving dinners.
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My husband told me this was the best stuffing he ever had in his life which means I have officially Citizen Kaned myself for future Thanksgiving dinners.
Friends, you know what we have to do:
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Friends, you know what we have to do:
Ok folks, today in failed logistics, please sub your guesses as to what was shipped in this box:
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Ok folks, today in failed logistics, please sub your guesses as to what was shipped in this box:
Welp, Mr. Turkey made it exactly 10 minutes this year before my cat tried to eat him. See you next year!
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Welp, Mr. Turkey made it exactly 10 minutes this year before my cat tried to eat him. See you next year!
Just realized I didn't have a proper container to transport the gravy so I had to improvise.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just realized I didn't have a proper container to transport the gravy so I had to improvise.
Bernice did good.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bernice did good.
Just had to set up a visit from the tooth fairy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Just had to set up a visit from the tooth fairy.
Counting gay sheep to fall asleep is very different than counting other sheep because they don't jump over fences they flounce.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Counting gay sheep to fall asleep is very different than counting other sheep because they don't jump over fences they flounce.
Editor: Did you get that Thomas Jefferson picture for bicentennial cover?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What?
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Editor: Did you get that Thomas Jefferson picture for bicentennial cover?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What?
Hey AI, can you make me a picture of a cat that looks like someone slipped some bath salts into his dry food?
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hey AI, can you make me a picture of a cat that looks like someone slipped some bath salts into his dry food?
I will never comment on the commercialization of Christmas again.
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I will never comment on the commercialization of Christmas again.
This is Bernice. She will be staying with us, receive a massage of oils and herbs and be cooked and eaten like most guests at our home.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is Bernice. She will be staying with us, receive a massage of oils and herbs and be cooked and eaten like most guests at our home.
