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Bentley Hensel
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I have thoughts on all the things.

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At #Navy250, ole trumpy said that he told Pete Hegseth about 911 a year before it happened. Pete was a freshman at Princeton during that time. Enjoy the video, I’m going to get sent to a camp for this one.
October 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The applause for Trump’s entrance was MID 😂 #Navy250

Also, like dude, wear a fucking navy ball cap. It’s the navy’s birthday… don’t wear a fucking campaign hat. The navy ball cap is a whole thing
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Melania decided to wear a Trump campaign cap and not the command ball cap… #navy250 that is a choice…
October 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Trump is such a disgrace. The event is starting nearly an hour late because of him. If you aren’t 15 minutes early, you are late.
October 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Well….. I’ve got a video SUPER BLOCKED by a COUNTRY! Lolz. I’m still up in the shitty ole USA!! 🇺🇸 🦅
October 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
wtf #Spotify!!!???
October 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Off to Alaska! #ANWR
July 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I am making a warranty claim for my Tilley Hat. These are some pics with my AMAZING hat, but alas, my ex-wife felt that she needed to keep it. I'm hoping this falls within their "Lifetime Warranty".
July 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Apple needs to rethink Glass. My battery is pretty much going to powering the glass interface. It uses more energy than any single app, yet it has run for only 5 minutes.
June 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
#Apple #iOS Glass is really causing issues. On top of the major performance hit I’ve taken, not notifications stacks are merging into one. @appleinsider.com
June 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
iOS is randomly partially toggling other alarms when you enable/disable one. I just reported to Apple, but I’ve never had any of my reports get any feedback, so I don’t know if it is even worth it to submit them.
June 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Just a friendly reminder, if you ignore notifications long enough, they fix themselves.
June 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Our Dear Leader 🥰 is SO EXCITED for his birthday!
June 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You know it is bad when #Google just says "Everything is down...we are workin' on it"

status.cloud.google.com
June 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
In what world is this accessible? I can barely see the flashlight icon when it is turned on. #a11y #apple #iOS
June 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Looks like the #ChatGPT integration with #Bing is down. It is interesting to see how it handles these situations.
June 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I do love ai. I asked #Copilot "Thoughtsies" on my CI pipeline and it said Great job, you only need to test.

If you don't test, you can't fail.
June 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Gov bookstore is selling USG service awards. These #RIF s are exhausting
May 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I warned my @gitlab.com tests that they needed to work. They continued to disappoint, so I deleted them.

If you don't test, you can't fail.

#CI #Development #DevOps
May 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Apparently gifs don’t work on bluesky
May 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Behold, my paddle boarding abilities, as captured by my loving sister
May 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Just left a meeting with @beyer.house.gov about #ANWR and Trump’s eco-destruction fettish
May 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
There isn’t a ton of good news lately, but this is some.
May 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’m updating my #Hinge profile and after I wrote “MAGA,” Apple suggested the word “cult”

I’m wondering how long it will take before it starts suggesting the word “fascist”

Also, I’m fairly sure Hinge is using OpenAI to power their feedback. The political references killed the response.
April 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Go on a run with me! #running #earlymorning #dc #arlington — My run brain had the “great” idea to test 24fps Action Mode on the iPhone. Spoiler: never again. That noise in the end shots? Yeah… that’s why.

#runwithme #iphoneactionmode #iphonevideotips #creatorproblems #morningmiles
April 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM