Bergamot Jones
@bergamohjones.bsky.social
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Bergamot Jones
@bergamohjones.bsky.social
· Jun 15
You can just skeet Dune (1984). Nobody can stop you.
A beginning is a very delicate time. Know, then, that the year is 10,191.
I love when a character takes mistaken observations, incorrect assumptions, fallacious reasoning, and through an incredible combination of errors arrives at the correct conclusion but from an absurd direction. Like seeing a car crash, spin on three axes, and end up perfectly parallel parked.
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I love when a character takes mistaken observations, incorrect assumptions, fallacious reasoning, and through an incredible combination of errors arrives at the correct conclusion but from an absurd direction. Like seeing a car crash, spin on three axes, and end up perfectly parallel parked.
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Angeline Era is out NOW!!! ^.^ here's a breakdown of some elements and techniques I used to create the HUGE visual world of Era. Ultra-dense action and secrets meant a bigger focus than ever on visual clarity and communication! ⚔️🔍
See it in action!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2393920/...
See it in action!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2393920/...
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Angeline Era is out NOW!!! ^.^ here's a breakdown of some elements and techniques I used to create the HUGE visual world of Era. Ultra-dense action and secrets meant a bigger focus than ever on visual clarity and communication! ⚔️🔍
See it in action!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2393920/...
See it in action!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2393920/...
This seems obvious. You wouldn't name a cat "Cat". He's obviously a cat named Meowth.
We've heard your feedback on our discussion of which Pokémon have command of human language, and we'd just like to state clearly for the record: Meowth is not a Pokémon, he's a cat!
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This seems obvious. You wouldn't name a cat "Cat". He's obviously a cat named Meowth.
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"If everyone who streamed All Hell on Spotify had done so using Tidal instead, we would have received an extra £31,847.38, which would double the amount we made from streaming of the album in this time period. Or if everyone used Apple Music it would have been £12,331 more."
Los Campesinos:
Los Campesinos:
Here’s how much money Los Camp! make from streaming… - Los Campesinos!
loscampesinos.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"If everyone who streamed All Hell on Spotify had done so using Tidal instead, we would have received an extra £31,847.38, which would double the amount we made from streaming of the album in this time period. Or if everyone used Apple Music it would have been £12,331 more."
Los Campesinos:
Los Campesinos:
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I enjoyed Stephen King's novel about a depressed young man solving the mystery of a haunted amusement park and meeting a gun-toting MILF who smokes weed
Murder! Being a teenager in the 1970s! A haunted amusement park! An attractive older woman who is a crack shot with a rifle! And a VERY special edition of Uncle Stevie's Mixtape, as this month JUST KING THINGS tackles the breezy, readable fun of 2013's JOYLAND: rangedtouch.com/2025/12/08/j...
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I enjoyed Stephen King's novel about a depressed young man solving the mystery of a haunted amusement park and meeting a gun-toting MILF who smokes weed
Killing God was surprisingly easy, but I'm trying to get Him mounted and buddy, have you tried finding a taxidermist lately? Nothing against home/hobby taxidermists but they aren't set up for preparing a specimen over a hectare in size.
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Killing God was surprisingly easy, but I'm trying to get Him mounted and buddy, have you tried finding a taxidermist lately? Nothing against home/hobby taxidermists but they aren't set up for preparing a specimen over a hectare in size.
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Murder! Being a teenager in the 1970s! A haunted amusement park! An attractive older woman who is a crack shot with a rifle! And a VERY special edition of Uncle Stevie's Mixtape, as this month JUST KING THINGS tackles the breezy, readable fun of 2013's JOYLAND: rangedtouch.com/2025/12/08/j...
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Murder! Being a teenager in the 1970s! A haunted amusement park! An attractive older woman who is a crack shot with a rifle! And a VERY special edition of Uncle Stevie's Mixtape, as this month JUST KING THINGS tackles the breezy, readable fun of 2013's JOYLAND: rangedtouch.com/2025/12/08/j...
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for anyone interested in this kind of model, it’s going to be officially added to my list of commissions tomorrow :)
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
for anyone interested in this kind of model, it’s going to be officially added to my list of commissions tomorrow :)
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They/them pussy got me reading the Voynich manuscript
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
They/them pussy got me reading the Voynich manuscript
Is there any love advice I haven't given? Today's tip: coffee is a diuretic. Drinking too much will dehydrate you—make sure you drink water too!
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Is there any love advice I haven't given? Today's tip: coffee is a diuretic. Drinking too much will dehydrate you—make sure you drink water too!
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December 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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finished up these posters i made for my final! perfect for however you like to write “Theatre” (also go support the @kenoshatheater.bsky.social!)
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
finished up these posters i made for my final! perfect for however you like to write “Theatre” (also go support the @kenoshatheater.bsky.social!)
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Incredible meme.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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How does the nice day railgun work? We pack every shell casing with sunshine, rainbows, cotton candy and puppies. PETA is on our ass for it but hey, keeps them out of animal shelters
December 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
How does the nice day railgun work? We pack every shell casing with sunshine, rainbows, cotton candy and puppies. PETA is on our ass for it but hey, keeps them out of animal shelters
I have bad luck in love but I must accept the small comfort that I am otherwise happy, extremely funny, gorgeous and beloved by all who know me.
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I have bad luck in love but I must accept the small comfort that I am otherwise happy, extremely funny, gorgeous and beloved by all who know me.
I'm struggling to meet people, and sick to death of online dating. Y'all think it would be too desperate if I just got a shirt printed that said "I can hold my breath for three minutes"?
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I'm struggling to meet people, and sick to death of online dating. Y'all think it would be too desperate if I just got a shirt printed that said "I can hold my breath for three minutes"?
Man, okcupid, if you want me to pay $70 to see who likes me, maybe you can afford to do something about 99.9% of accounts on your site being fake/scam/bot accounts?
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Man, okcupid, if you want me to pay $70 to see who likes me, maybe you can afford to do something about 99.9% of accounts on your site being fake/scam/bot accounts?
Unsure if the guy slinging coffee at the laundromat is particularly cute or if I just have an erotic fixation on baristi
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Unsure if the guy slinging coffee at the laundromat is particularly cute or if I just have an erotic fixation on baristi
Ask me about my sexual talent (folding laundry)
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Ask me about my sexual talent (folding laundry)
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
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December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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