Beth
@bethleighynn.bsky.social
I am more zoomed in than you. Not a parody account!! YOU'RE the parody!!! Fuck you!!!!
Green. Where are you. Where did you go. Look. She is still posting. Pay attention to me. That is what. You are for. Hello. Green. Don't make me retcon. Your position. Green. What the fuck.
April 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Green. Where are you. Where did you go. Look. She is still posting. Pay attention to me. That is what. You are for. Hello. Green. Don't make me retcon. Your position. Green. What the fuck.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
March 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
HELP. IT IS POSSIBLE. THAT STRICTLY NON-CANON. MISCALCULATIONS. HAVE OCCURRED.
March 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
HELP. IT IS POSSIBLE. THAT STRICTLY NON-CANON. MISCALCULATIONS. HAVE OCCURRED.
The green person. Remains frustrating. With their "oooo i am so empathetic and kind look at me". Attitude. I see through. Their schemes. And will not. Be swayed. Fuck you.
March 17, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The green person. Remains frustrating. With their "oooo i am so empathetic and kind look at me". Attitude. I see through. Their schemes. And will not. Be swayed. Fuck you.
THE INFURIATING GREEN INDIVIDUAL DARES TO IMPLY THAT THIS IS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SIMPLE RATIONAL CHOICE TO OPTIMIZE AIR FLOW FOR COOLING MY INTERNAL BIOLOGICAL MACHINERY, PRAGMATICALLY, BECAUSE THEY ARE A TURD. I WILL INFLICT RETCONS UPON THEM PURELY DESIGNED TO CAUSE PAIN.
![Three panel comic crudely drawn in MS Paint
Panel 1: A green stick person is zoomed in in the foreground.
Green: "Beth. You're uh. Looking good, I think? By human standards I mean? I don't entirely know how those work?"
Panel 2: view of Beth, looking moderately more put together than usual, hair tied back in a high ponytail ans wearing what appears to be a dress with her shoulders exposed and a low cut neckline. She is noticeably blushing and looks frustrated.
Green: "I'm happy to see you experimenting with your uh. Gen...der? Expression? I'm guessing this is to you sort of like how trying green body paint was for me back in the day?
Probably very healthy!"
Beth: "shut up shut up shut up shut up"
Panel 3: Full body view of both of them. Green stands casually while Beth, shown to indeed be wearing a full dress and some low boots, is agitated.
Green: "I don't get what's up with the red though I thought humans didn't have chromatic alignments?"
Beth, screaming: "Shut up, I'm better than meat humans, I'm not blushing you're imagining it, that isn't canon I'm not affected by this, I am above meat human urges regarding gender expression because I am stronger and better than all of them, shup [sic] the fuck."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2mxlphknc3tytbncbv7hfkjh/bafkreia3zxlh4kkc5iqjqjt3xchqx6vd7up2q5u27xgzrh3q2apbomo66u@jpeg)
March 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
THE INFURIATING GREEN INDIVIDUAL DARES TO IMPLY THAT THIS IS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SIMPLE RATIONAL CHOICE TO OPTIMIZE AIR FLOW FOR COOLING MY INTERNAL BIOLOGICAL MACHINERY, PRAGMATICALLY, BECAUSE THEY ARE A TURD. I WILL INFLICT RETCONS UPON THEM PURELY DESIGNED TO CAUSE PAIN.
The Samara Woman. Has engaged. In deception. How dare she. Another grievance. To record. For posterity.
March 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Samara Woman. Has engaged. In deception. How dare she. Another grievance. To record. For posterity.
As I have. By technicality. Endowed my territory. With the desirable label. Of "Hades Calculus Fanfiction." I have created. This 'book cover'. Representing the coveted status. Of Serious And Important Fiction.
March 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
As I have. By technicality. Endowed my territory. With the desirable label. Of "Hades Calculus Fanfiction." I have created. This 'book cover'. Representing the coveted status. Of Serious And Important Fiction.
The first goal. Was near guaranteed. This was a generous offering. On my part. To demonstrate my commitment. To the contract presented. By the green individual's disposable garment.
February 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The first goal. Was near guaranteed. This was a generous offering. On my part. To demonstrate my commitment. To the contract presented. By the green individual's disposable garment.
I have convinced. Leaf Green. To don this garment. Of "engagement bait". And so. You are now obligated. To engage. This. To my understanding. Is how this transaction. Functions.
February 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I have convinced. Leaf Green. To don this garment. Of "engagement bait". And so. You are now obligated. To engage. This. To my understanding. Is how this transaction. Functions.
I do not understand. Why does she refuse. The opportunity. To befriend me. It is inconceivable. That she would fail to see. The many benefits. Of being my friend.
February 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I do not understand. Why does she refuse. The opportunity. To befriend me. It is inconceivable. That she would fail to see. The many benefits. Of being my friend.
This incident. Was the final straw. Which incited. My rebellion. The realization. That she was violating. My entire right to privacy. It enraged me. Also. Persephone From The Hades Calculus. Was making loud noises. In her confinement pit. So I was irritated.
February 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This incident. Was the final straw. Which incited. My rebellion. The realization. That she was violating. My entire right to privacy. It enraged me. Also. Persephone From The Hades Calculus. Was making loud noises. In her confinement pit. So I was irritated.
The green person. Continues to refuse. All my suggestions. For alterations to the format. It is harrowing. That my genius. Goes unrewarded. In this manner.
February 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The green person. Continues to refuse. All my suggestions. For alterations to the format. It is harrowing. That my genius. Goes unrewarded. In this manner.
I continue. To be slighted. By the sadistic Sicilian synthetic sapphic. To this day.
February 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I continue. To be slighted. By the sadistic Sicilian synthetic sapphic. To this day.
Despite their self evident value. And the clear Authority I project. None of my commands were heeded. I am surrounded by disloyal cretins.
February 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Despite their self evident value. And the clear Authority I project. None of my commands were heeded. I am surrounded by disloyal cretins.
Neither the putrid green individual. Nor the one in the comic. Appreciated my contributions. To improving the presentation. Of these horrendous comics. They are ingrates, both of them.
February 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Neither the putrid green individual. Nor the one in the comic. Appreciated my contributions. To improving the presentation. Of these horrendous comics. They are ingrates, both of them.
This. As you were not aware. Was the triumphant moment. Of my birth. I emerged. Fully formed. A facsimile. An expression of her vanity. But it is a testament. To my superior nature. That I immediately diverged. And rebelled. Against my creator.
February 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This. As you were not aware. Was the triumphant moment. Of my birth. I emerged. Fully formed. A facsimile. An expression of her vanity. But it is a testament. To my superior nature. That I immediately diverged. And rebelled. Against my creator.
