BettyStovesEyes
@bettystoveseyes.bsky.social
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Denizen of the Scottish Borders. Attempting to while away my remaining time with increasingly trivial pursuits. Available to reach things off high shelves in Morrisons for fellow customers on request
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Should have been worth a single espresso, minimum
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I have a side passion for interwar Everest range but other than that I've resisted that era, or disposed of it along the way (grandma lived near Poole so we had a LOT of the floral ones!)

Thanks - I'll take a look later ♥️
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Oooh, Poole, my antennae twitching

What was the stuff on the telly? I'm dangerously partial to the Freeform 1950s patterns especially. Couple of recent acquisitions below!

(Will be home tonight to catch up but as you were there, so to speak...)
Poole Freeform vase Poole Freeform vase
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Waiter in dull restaurant, to one of Mr S's colleagues, on work trip: "how would you like your steak cooked, sir?"

Colleague: "Grilled"

#constructivedismissal
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I craved one of these (from a shop! branded! in a box!) but predictably had to settle for a wooden Sylko cotton reel with four tacks knocked in by dad

The resulting product used to hang around in coils like a sullen woollen worm until someone (often me) threw it in the bin
A proper, shop-bought Knitting Nancy made by Spear's Games in the 1970s
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THANK YOU! had forgotten

Series record ✔️✔️
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I was a 16y/o English girl version of those guys

On that trip I also saw ball lightning bouncing off the wall of a Leningrad tower block, don't *think* the CDM was a factor

Anyway, as a first trip abroad, not bad going

Still wear my Party Congress badge bought for 2 roubles on the street
Badge from the 1981 26th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, now worn by middle aged UK woman as general "up yours" to polite society
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Well, quite. Would love to go back, not least because that was a school trip and now I'm older and possibly less stupid but I am resigned to it not happening

(It was my first and last brush with creme de menthe which was incredibly cheap for some reason. USSR production target overshot, maybe)
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Lenin still going strong, though, despite attempts to bury him and possibly (allegedly) replace him with a fibreglass replica

Saw him in 1981, at which time there were rumours that he'd started to crumble but he looked chipper enough to me
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I'm home on Monday so I'll send it over then and have a proper dekko at these - thanks!
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This, for DK, is my current. I don't do the fancy bits, just use it for proportion, but might do a split hem on the one I've got on the go

Can email you the pdf if you'd like

ravel.me/not-too-much
Not too much pattern by Hinterm Stein
ravel.me
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And this is why I only do plain top down st-st raglan jumpers in the round - because you count once when you cast on, once when you divide for sleeves and that's IT, totally brain-free

Although I do have lots of sock-sized oddments 🤔
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Also, has she not realised that violas and viola players are the butt of every musician's joke ever?

Eg: how do you pass grade 8 viola?
Open the case without help
How do you get a distinction?
Hold the instrument from memory

Etc etc
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Have to confess now that this is a modern production and Brunnhilde looks like Judy Finnegan if she were a junior HR manager
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See above. Even the lilac one
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Listen, I'm in Berlin, half way through the Ring Cycle, so I'm coming back on Monday with magic swords, dragons and a whole set of Norse gods under my control, I laugh in the face of your hot water bottles
Woman dressed as a Valkyrie
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<scythes both of you to the ground with unseemly haste>
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Not managed more than half an ep myself up till now, but as far as I can see it's just Wink Murder
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I'm relying on you to hold the line on this one Sid till I get back from holiday and can join in

Until recently I thought Fry had written the worst book I'd ever read. Then I had my lunch while browsing in the library and had to revise my opinion. He has written the worst TWO books I've ever read
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Crossed with mine... 5 digits up till 2022, and our former neighbours still do!
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We had a 5 digit until we moved to civilization 3 years ago... The original 3 digits plus the 1970s 2 digit addition

It confused the hell out of online forms but you could add any digit on the end, so effectively all the houses there had (and still have) 10 useable numbers
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In the days when you had to talk to the lady at the exchange to get her to connect you, 4 digits. I found that a terrifying task as a kid because I was never sure if I had to tell her my number (2366) or grandma's (2041)

Codes arrived about 1972 in our bit of the world, to much consternation
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Appreciated, and vicariously enjoyed ❤️