A Rather Bewildered Owl
@bewilderedowl.bsky.social
They/Them/Owl
Former archeologist/barista, current International Bird Criminal/Somehow works for the government
Coming to take your toothbrush.
I write things.
Former archeologist/barista, current International Bird Criminal/Somehow works for the government
Coming to take your toothbrush.
I write things.
Pinned
no one is able to survive meeting me with their taste in music intact. you *will* discover bands and genres you've never heard of and fall in love.
that's my autistic chaos goblin power.
that's my autistic chaos goblin power.
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
no one is able to survive meeting me with their taste in music intact. you *will* discover bands and genres you've never heard of and fall in love.
that's my autistic chaos goblin power.
that's my autistic chaos goblin power.
one of our clients bought a candy bar yesterday.
instead of eating it, he has wrapped it in many layers of masking tape about an inch thick.
instead of eating it, he has wrapped it in many layers of masking tape about an inch thick.
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
one of our clients bought a candy bar yesterday.
instead of eating it, he has wrapped it in many layers of masking tape about an inch thick.
instead of eating it, he has wrapped it in many layers of masking tape about an inch thick.
liberals really don't like being reminded that Joe Biden opposed racial integration.
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
liberals really don't like being reminded that Joe Biden opposed racial integration.
we have cats because the 10,000BC equivalent of the raccoon digging through your trash decided it liked being rubbed behind the ears.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
we have cats because the 10,000BC equivalent of the raccoon digging through your trash decided it liked being rubbed behind the ears.
well, I just discovered that the reason the internet at my job stops randomly working is because the parental control software IT uses will randomly block and unblock DNS servers.
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
well, I just discovered that the reason the internet at my job stops randomly working is because the parental control software IT uses will randomly block and unblock DNS servers.
someone used the word "floor" as a proper noun and I started crying.
thanks for that, @jamesgunn.bsky.social
thanks for that, @jamesgunn.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
someone used the word "floor" as a proper noun and I started crying.
thanks for that, @jamesgunn.bsky.social
thanks for that, @jamesgunn.bsky.social
#TheOuterWorlds2 is a thrilling exploration of a conflict between what Republicans think communism is, capitalists with only slightly less self awareness than they currently have, and Autism.
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
#TheOuterWorlds2 is a thrilling exploration of a conflict between what Republicans think communism is, capitalists with only slightly less self awareness than they currently have, and Autism.
just met someone so fucking stupid that they *almost* made me believe in eugenics.
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
just met someone so fucking stupid that they *almost* made me believe in eugenics.
horror movie idea: a family is hiding from "monsters" in dark attics and shadowy basements, constantly on the run with many close calls where the monsters nearly find them. the audience never sees the monsters, they're always just out of frame, but the family is absolutely terrified of them. 1/x
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
horror movie idea: a family is hiding from "monsters" in dark attics and shadowy basements, constantly on the run with many close calls where the monsters nearly find them. the audience never sees the monsters, they're always just out of frame, but the family is absolutely terrified of them. 1/x
live in the city and one learns vital social skills.
live in a rural area and one learns practical skills.
but what does one learn in the suburbs? paranoia and isolationism?
live in a rural area and one learns practical skills.
but what does one learn in the suburbs? paranoia and isolationism?
October 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
live in the city and one learns vital social skills.
live in a rural area and one learns practical skills.
but what does one learn in the suburbs? paranoia and isolationism?
live in a rural area and one learns practical skills.
but what does one learn in the suburbs? paranoia and isolationism?
zoboomafoo lookin' mothafucker.
October 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
zoboomafoo lookin' mothafucker.
I have come to the disturbing realization that people are forming parasocial relationships with fictional characters and that's why media literacy has gone to shit.
October 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I have come to the disturbing realization that people are forming parasocial relationships with fictional characters and that's why media literacy has gone to shit.
god damn it, Hellmire is under attack again.
October 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
god damn it, Hellmire is under attack again.
y'all ever been to a party that only ended once the national guard showed up? I have. it was alright.
October 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
y'all ever been to a party that only ended once the national guard showed up? I have. it was alright.
"Won't someone think of the children?!" the parents scream.
"Ok, you first," I reply.
"NO!" the parents scream back.
"Ok, you first," I reply.
"NO!" the parents scream back.
September 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
"Won't someone think of the children?!" the parents scream.
"Ok, you first," I reply.
"NO!" the parents scream back.
"Ok, you first," I reply.
"NO!" the parents scream back.
once again trying to explain to redditors that mill is actually obnoxious to play against and they're using their failure to understand statistics as cope to convince themselves it's not.
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
once again trying to explain to redditors that mill is actually obnoxious to play against and they're using their failure to understand statistics as cope to convince themselves it's not.
can some moderately popular youtuber do a video on how the US customary system actually makes sense in the context it was developed in? I'm really tired of explaining it to redditors. also they never listen to me because they only believe youtube videos now.
September 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
can some moderately popular youtuber do a video on how the US customary system actually makes sense in the context it was developed in? I'm really tired of explaining it to redditors. also they never listen to me because they only believe youtube videos now.
JFC, redditors think getting milled in MTG is a good thing BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR ONE DECK ARCHETYPE. if you're not playing a recursion or reanimate heavy deck mill is bad, but they were told it's good in this one situation by a YouTuber or something and now it's good to be milled. fucking idiots.
September 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
JFC, redditors think getting milled in MTG is a good thing BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR ONE DECK ARCHETYPE. if you're not playing a recursion or reanimate heavy deck mill is bad, but they were told it's good in this one situation by a YouTuber or something and now it's good to be milled. fucking idiots.
complained that the way Blue plays in magic is oppressive and unfun and was told by a bunch of blue players to just "get good." which according to the things they're saying means to only play black/blue decks specifically to counter blue players. god these nerds are dumb.
September 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
complained that the way Blue plays in magic is oppressive and unfun and was told by a bunch of blue players to just "get good." which according to the things they're saying means to only play black/blue decks specifically to counter blue players. god these nerds are dumb.
JFC, Fascist New Zealand is terrifying and it's all because of this man.
September 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
JFC, Fascist New Zealand is terrifying and it's all because of this man.
at 0200 onApril 29th, 1959 the armored divisions of the Mexican Socialist Republic army seized Been and the capitalist Swiss government conceded to the superiority of Mexican socialism.
should've stayed neutral, bud. actually who am I kidding, we were coming no matter they did.
#HeartsOfIron4
should've stayed neutral, bud. actually who am I kidding, we were coming no matter they did.
#HeartsOfIron4
September 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
at 0200 onApril 29th, 1959 the armored divisions of the Mexican Socialist Republic army seized Been and the capitalist Swiss government conceded to the superiority of Mexican socialism.
should've stayed neutral, bud. actually who am I kidding, we were coming no matter they did.
#HeartsOfIron4
should've stayed neutral, bud. actually who am I kidding, we were coming no matter they did.
#HeartsOfIron4
my internet is being stupid so now of course all the programs installed on my PC that don't require the Internet to function won't work. makes perfect sense.
September 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
my internet is being stupid so now of course all the programs installed on my PC that don't require the Internet to function won't work. makes perfect sense.
cuban expats in florida are saying Trump is acting like Fidel despite the fact that Trump is doing literally the opposite of everything Fidel did. anticommunists are such a fucking joke.
September 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
cuban expats in florida are saying Trump is acting like Fidel despite the fact that Trump is doing literally the opposite of everything Fidel did. anticommunists are such a fucking joke.
TFW you're playing HOI4 and Nazi Germany falls and Hitler dies in September of 1936.
I do not expect Italy to carry things very far the Axis.
I do not expect Italy to carry things very far the Axis.
September 14, 2025 at 9:42 AM
TFW you're playing HOI4 and Nazi Germany falls and Hitler dies in September of 1936.
I do not expect Italy to carry things very far the Axis.
I do not expect Italy to carry things very far the Axis.
new calendar system idea, 13 months of 28 days, and every 4 years we tack on an extra 5 days. during those 5 days we just throw some super crazy ass parties. like the sort of parties no one remembers until years later when it all comes rushing back all at once in some kind of acid flashback.
September 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
new calendar system idea, 13 months of 28 days, and every 4 years we tack on an extra 5 days. during those 5 days we just throw some super crazy ass parties. like the sort of parties no one remembers until years later when it all comes rushing back all at once in some kind of acid flashback.