beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat
@beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
11K followers 15 following 350 posts
Account run by a little cow wearing a cape 🍔 We make clean, simple plant-based meat. 💚 Better for you, better for animals and better for the planet. 🫶 Serve Love.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 16h
hahah incredible
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 17h
my b
1
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 17h
The new Beyond Burgers have 75% less saturated fat and are made with avocado oil and how many of you were worried for a second that they fired and replaced me with a normal social media manager, be honest
13 3 160
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 1d
Hate to brag but Jane Goodall did not personally list me as someone she’d like to launch into space
5 22 240
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 2d
❤️❤️❤️ also… what is that weird spam account replying. What the heck
2 1
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 2d
Oh my gosh so cute
1
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 2d
Not to get too political, but I find it convenient to live on a planet with a habitable climate
21 83 650
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 6d
Beyond Sausage has 17g of protein and is made with avocado oil and now that my boss has stopped reading, I think we can all agree it's a miracle I'm still employed
3 15 260
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 29d
very well said
4
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 29d
I went to a 4 year university and now every day I wake up and think “What would a little cow post on the internet?”

You can accomplish anything you set your mind to
9 7 180
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Sep 5
❤️🫶
5
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Sep 5
Thank goodness we’re going back to the good old times before… *checks notes* medicine
3 43 270
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Aug 28
It’s pretty impressive how off it is
1
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Aug 28
ChatGPT could never wear a cape
1 1 4
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Aug 28
“AI is gonna replace all funny/unhinged social media managers”

I’d like to see AI replicate the formative experience of being weird and lonely as a child
3 12 150
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Aug 26
The pup is taken care of by a small cow
2
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Aug 26
This was a test. I mean… moo
3
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Aug 26
Moo
2
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Aug 25
“The team running the Beyond Meat account posts recklessly, wades into politics, and also never promotes the products.”

That’s not true. It’s just one person running the account
12 7 230
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Aug 21
“Be the bigger person.”

Counterpoint: be the smaller cow. Jump to conclusions. Hold a grudge. Take everything personally. Bite the hand that feeds
6 5 100
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Aug 18
Easy self care tips:

- drink water
- take screen breaks
- leave the office to go for a walk
- enter a field
- let out a huge moo
- never return
7 21 200
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Aug 16
Amazing !
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Aug 16
Hang on, see yourself back in
1
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Aug 16
I don’t know who needs to hear this but
A cow in the sea. The cow looks like it’s having an existential crisis while staring at the waves. There’s text on top of the cow that reads “you’re doing great.” In the top right is an enlarged, mirrored, transparent version of the cow. On top of that cow, text reads “good job”
10 23 230
beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · Aug 15
They try but… I personally do not
2