Happy Thanksgiving!

Thank you very much!

Needs to go straight into either "Pump It Up" by Elvis Costello, "I'm a Mindless Idiot" by Meat Puppets, or "The Cat" by Jimmy Smith

"We got what we were looking for — a commitment from them to remain apolitical."

Interesting who gets to decide what is and isn't political. Agreeing not to have a particular kind of programming in return for funding sure sounds like a political decision to me!

This framing is going to result in deaths you ghouls

Or Bond is a time lord

It really amazes me that people outside of PA think Shapiro is some kind of amazing visionary. He isn't particularly popular here, he only won because the guy running against him was a lunatic.

So glad I read the alt text, bc I had forgotten this character was named Chuck

Yeah, I'll go with the team that only humiliated the Phillies once, thanks