Johnathon Willis
@bicyclezen.bsky.social
Algorithmic escapee, Cubs fan, recovered addict, artsy fartsy, service industry survivor, married up.
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Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...
Congressman Al Green on X: "Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl" / X
Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl
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March 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...
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Sometimes it doesn’t feel like any of us are dancing at the Pink Pony Club anymore
March 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sometimes it doesn’t feel like any of us are dancing at the Pink Pony Club anymore
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I don't think there's ever been an administration populated with this many people who definitely don't like alternative rock
February 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I don't think there's ever been an administration populated with this many people who definitely don't like alternative rock
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happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been!
with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.
with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.
February 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been!
with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.
with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.
For a minute there I thought Blake Lively was beefing with Kendrick Lamar. Turns out it's Anna Kendrick.
As a 50 year old man I shouldn't know who any of these people are
As a 50 year old man I shouldn't know who any of these people are
February 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
For a minute there I thought Blake Lively was beefing with Kendrick Lamar. Turns out it's Anna Kendrick.
As a 50 year old man I shouldn't know who any of these people are
As a 50 year old man I shouldn't know who any of these people are
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"I'll stop drinking on the job if you let me run the world's most dangerous military." Is peak alcoholic.
December 12, 2024 at 3:39 AM
"I'll stop drinking on the job if you let me run the world's most dangerous military." Is peak alcoholic.
Neapolitan isn't a flavor, Neapolitan is three flavors in a trench coat.
February 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Neapolitan isn't a flavor, Neapolitan is three flavors in a trench coat.
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
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A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼
February 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼
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We were never able to write a second hit because of dei
February 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
We were never able to write a second hit because of dei
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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it's a small thing in the grand scheme of his lies but rfk jr is once again falsely saying that a bunch of food dyes in europe are banned when in reality europe just uses different names for them. this is a common lie spread on tiktok and instagram.
January 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
it's a small thing in the grand scheme of his lies but rfk jr is once again falsely saying that a bunch of food dyes in europe are banned when in reality europe just uses different names for them. this is a common lie spread on tiktok and instagram.
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This country is starting to feel like when you look in the mirror too long on mushrooms
January 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This country is starting to feel like when you look in the mirror too long on mushrooms
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No one defends billionaires more than hundredaires
January 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
No one defends billionaires more than hundredaires
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It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
January 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
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The year is 2135. Car culture has been replaced by plant culture. Teenage boys compete with each other to impress girls by growing the tallest sunflower
January 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The year is 2135. Car culture has been replaced by plant culture. Teenage boys compete with each other to impress girls by growing the tallest sunflower
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Reverse security cameras that show would be intruders live video of me walking around in my underwear
January 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Reverse security cameras that show would be intruders live video of me walking around in my underwear
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
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If one of the bears attacks you, the best thing to do is play dead. It's good practice for when the bear actually kills you.
January 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If one of the bears attacks you, the best thing to do is play dead. It's good practice for when the bear actually kills you.
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
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activating my many years of training in masculine stoicism to weather the pain of accidentally squishing my nut like a cherry tomato trying to sit on the toilet
September 9, 2024 at 5:19 PM
activating my many years of training in masculine stoicism to weather the pain of accidentally squishing my nut like a cherry tomato trying to sit on the toilet