my bro in law used to my roommate in college so i knew him like the back of my hand. when he said my sister haven’t been putting out, i instantly knew what he needed.

when my wife says she’s too tired, i go find my stepson. i don’t even care how loud he gets, what’s she gonna do? i pay all the bills and everything in my name. she can’t do anything but try and go to sleep to the white noise of her son getting plowed.

from the moment i saw my dad’s best friend’s bulge, i knew i had to have it. he had a truck so i asked him to bring something over & he said yes. after we moved the couch in is when i got to work.

“you want something? water? a snack? some head?”

“water..wait wait, head. water and head.”

my sister wanted to know if her bf likes guys so she asked me to take one for the family and i did. after i saw his cock, it was more like two or three and as far as she knows, he’s as straight as a telephone pole!

my brother might be older, but he (and our dad) knows who’s the real “big” brother.

when my fil found out i was bi, he admitted that he looked at me differently. he couldn’t tell me at the time though. a few weeks later he asked me to come help him fix a leaking pipe. i didn’t know that the pipe would be his though!

when i was younger, i used to nap a lot and usually wake up with my dad’s dick in me. why not get a little revenge now?

i was supposed to be picking up rent for my dad, but he told me that he had one tenant that might not have his money.

“have fun.”

“what do you mean?”

“he’s not paying with money, but he’s gonna make it worth your while.”

i didn’t have to ask anything else!

my dad started his own company and hired my brother as his second in command and me as the lunch break cumdump for everyone. some were against it at first, but was happy to get a load out while at work. my brother didn’t care though, he’ll take me to his truck and fuck me stupid.

whenever i’m having a bad day at work, i remember i have a f@g at the house. i get him to send me some vids of him playin with his hole to get me through the day. thank you son.

before my son went off to college, he said he was curious about taking dick. we were super close & i always had a full set of balls so i told him he could experiment with mine. he’s graduated, got married, had kids but still find the time to come drain his old man.

my dad and i live together and share everything. food, stories, snacks, coffee, his girlfriends, my boyfriends.

i confided in my big bro that my girl isn’t giving me any so he decided to take matters into his own hands right on the spot. i figured i’d take a little vid and send it to dad.

dad works from home & only wears a shirt. he knows i need easy access to that dick.

look, i’m not gay but i haven’t had any from my girl since we had our baby. i guess her little brother could sense that, so when she took the baby to the doctor one day he slid between my legs. i didn’t even say anything, i just needed to nut in something other than my hand. anything at this point.

my daughter’s bf wanted to learn how to ride a bike so i told him to come over one day and i’ll teach him but it ain’t gonna be free.

“i like bikes and the men on them.” he said & grabbed a handful of dick.

“honey, we’re going to the garage. your boy wants to see my bike.” and take some dick!

mom didn’t know that when my baseball coach comes to pick me up for “practice”, he’s really taking me back to his place to slide into home base.