Americans shall have the right to be ejected through their windshield after downing a pint of Jack Daniels and wrapping their pickup around a telephone pole dammit!

With not a seat belt to be found amywhere.

Emmer is also a sore loser.

He lost to Walz in a close election for governor a number of years ago.

I blame Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

I watched my otherwise reasonable parents lose their minds wallowing in their sewage.

Hassett is a silly unserious clown. And everyone knows it.

Narrator: In fact, the alcoholic, Brylcreemed performance artist masquerading as the Secretary of Defense was a fool.

Tots and pears

WTAF?

To whom are you directing this?

Nutlick

Perfect