BigSturgeon
@big-sturgeon.bsky.social
Holy shit dude I shed a tear
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Holy shit dude I shed a tear
Appropriate response to being told to do ur job
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Appropriate response to being told to do ur job
ALWAYS🫡 born 2 serve (stare at the tv for hours)
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
ALWAYS🫡 born 2 serve (stare at the tv for hours)
EXACTLY it's the best excuse I'll use forever.
Don't blame ME guys, blame HIM!!!
Don't blame ME guys, blame HIM!!!
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
EXACTLY it's the best excuse I'll use forever.
Don't blame ME guys, blame HIM!!!
Don't blame ME guys, blame HIM!!!
PUT THE RING DOWN
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
PUT THE RING DOWN
they're my favorite 🥹
October 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
they're my favorite 🥹
just kiddingg + my excuse every time I pull this shit
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
just kiddingg + my excuse every time I pull this shit
Mike drycleaning for 14hours
October 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Mike drycleaning for 14hours
RIGHT UGH my thingies...
TYI'm so glad my tennas can make u crazy dude like even a fraction of what yours do to me🥹 SICKENING TV👎
TYI'm so glad my tennas can make u crazy dude like even a fraction of what yours do to me🥹 SICKENING TV👎
October 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
RIGHT UGH my thingies...
TYI'm so glad my tennas can make u crazy dude like even a fraction of what yours do to me🥹 SICKENING TV👎
TYI'm so glad my tennas can make u crazy dude like even a fraction of what yours do to me🥹 SICKENING TV👎
u are the nicest ever... the chef is crying in the back
October 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
u are the nicest ever... the chef is crying in the back
Maybe he's liking the unpaid vacation time...,,
October 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Maybe he's liking the unpaid vacation time...,,
LMFAO sorry I keep edging him
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
LMFAO sorry I keep edging him
WHEEHOOO THANK U CORRIE this is what must be done
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
WHEEHOOO THANK U CORRIE this is what must be done
EEEEKK IS THAT A BUG (thank u forever...🥺)
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
EEEEKK IS THAT A BUG (thank u forever...🥺)
(4/4) whatever that was
October 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
(4/4) whatever that was
heelloooeee Michaelphone 👋
October 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
heelloooeee Michaelphone 👋
I canot thank u enough I keep looking and smiling MY THINGY MY THINGY
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I canot thank u enough I keep looking and smiling MY THINGY MY THINGY
entirely on you btw btw
October 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
entirely on you btw btw