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BigSturgeon
@big-sturgeon.bsky.social
In my 20s, not 4 kids 🔞 and uhh not active

https://bigsturgeon.straw.page
Holy shit dude I shed a tear
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Appropriate response to being told to do ur job
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ALWAYS🫡 born 2 serve (stare at the tv for hours)
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
EXACTLY it's the best excuse I'll use forever.
Don't blame ME guys, blame HIM!!!
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
PUT THE RING DOWN
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
they're my favorite 🥹
October 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
YES BOSS🫡
October 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
just kiddingg + my excuse every time I pull this shit
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Mike drycleaning for 14hours
October 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
RIGHT UGH my thingies...

TYI'm so glad my tennas can make u crazy dude like even a fraction of what yours do to me🥹 SICKENING TV👎
October 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
He makes me SICK
October 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
YESSIR 🫡
October 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
u are the nicest ever... the chef is crying in the back
October 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Maybe he's liking the unpaid vacation time...,,
October 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
YAAYYAY DANCES
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
LMFAO sorry I keep edging him
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
WHEEHOOO THANK U CORRIE this is what must be done
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
EEEEKK IS THAT A BUG (thank u forever...🥺)
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
(4/4) whatever that was
October 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
heelloooeee Michaelphone 👋
October 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I canot thank u enough I keep looking and smiling MY THINGY MY THINGY
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
entirely on you btw btw
October 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM