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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 4d

A new experimental protein powder that guarantees tremendous results? Count Brett in! Through, he should really read the side-effects before trying out products like this. Though the wolf seems to be loving said side-effects considering he keeps having more!

Thanks again to @fatdennyy.bsky.social!

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 4d

Muscleguts/musclechubs are one of my favourite builds FRRRR

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 4d

A new experimental protein powder that guarantees tremendous results? Count Brett in! Through, he should really read the side-effects before trying out products like this. Though the wolf seems to be loving said side-effects considering he keeps having more!

Thanks again to @fatdennyy.bsky.social!

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 5d

Yoooo I’ll take one

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🔞 FatBluDragon | YCH OPEN @fatbludragon.furobesity.net · 9d

Ready for the 7th course?~

#FatFur #Belly #FatFurs

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 10d

In a fight, right?

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 10d

We will talk in private moreso. But trust me, that ain't enough. Lets get my assistant involved in this as I wanna make sure t' have a paper trail, so to speak

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 10d

I'm open to... discuss terms, persay. Depends on what you have to offer.

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · Oct 11

Another victory has been given to the canine as he slaps his gut pridefully! The crowd cheers, despite them knowing this was the outcome.

The sumo has gained quite the reputation for being unmovable thanks to his hefty gut filling most the ring!

Thanks to @/Peary_C on twitter!

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 10d

Fatter* ya mean? You’re already kinda MASSIVE, ya blubber ball :p

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 11d

Heh, cute that ya think ya can just leave.

Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 12d

Aww. Look, he’s finally catching on! This really has been the best and longest vacation I’ve had in a while~.

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Silver-Stag @brosb4does.bsky.social · 12d

Comm for neonlizard on FA! It's fun to imagine Themberchaud might've been a hunky stud of a forgemaster in another life, but lbr, we all know in our hearts all roads inevitably lead to him turning into a Unit~

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Silver-Stag @brosb4does.bsky.social · 14d

Comm for @mashpataters.bsky.social! It's exhausting being so huge and handsome all day, why don't you go grab the big guy a few more beers for his trouble?

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 14d

He's just restoring the balance and giving his friends their proper shape back!

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 14d

Brett in a Twilight Zone episode where he has found his friends suddenly skinny, making him the fattest, as all his teasing is shot back at him

But rather than reflecting on how it feel to be in their shoes, Brett ends up stuffing all his friends back to their original size to continue teasing them

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 15d

I LITERALLY WARNED YOU TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY THAT THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA, NOW LOOK WERE YA ARE!

Yer gonna deal with the consequences of your damn actions! I ain’t fixin’ this for you! You’re the demon, can’t you like… send him away??? Maybe you can get one of your pals to possess him instead!

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 16d

I warned you to keep them at arms length, and you refused to listen. I promise you this will not end well.

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Russo🔞🔜MFF (YCH 5/5) @randomrusso.bsky.social · 16d

So imagine you get possessed by a massive slime dragon...

Thankfully @bigbadbrett.bsky.social was more than willing to see the results~

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 17d

Sounds like an average day for ya!

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 18d

And I expect nothing but perfection from someone who decided to steal this frame for their own gain. You signed up to be this whale, now act the part properly!

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 18d

You are. Personally this has been the most relaxing experience of my life; Not having to worry too much about business meetings feels amazing. Still though, any flaw you possess in said meetings I can and will point out with a fine-toothed comb.

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 19d

Your bar for a compliment is incredibly low.

Don’t make a habit on sitting on him though… I don’t want him to think we have THAT sorta relationship, ya know? He’s like a fly and will keep bothering you unless you ignore him.

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 19d

Once again using my mass and charm to solve problems. Ain’t demons supposed to be all about tricking people to give in? Yet here you are, loosing your temper at a meeting all because you were denied something.

At least the CEO you’re sitting on isn’t exactly one of the people I’m fond of.

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Brett. @bigbadbrett.bsky.social · 20d

You stuffing my muzzle kept you silent, why would I EVER complain about that? Not like I haven't asked my employees to feed me before, only difference was that I was working at the same time.

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