mathew
@bigfatmathew.bsky.social
tall pop fan and unserious hater with nice hair (nsfw)
toronto-ish
@ryran.bsky.social 💕💍
toronto-ish
@ryran.bsky.social 💕💍
Monday morning wellness check from a spam number 💜
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Monday morning wellness check from a spam number 💜
I somehow didn’t get any new emails over the weekend
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I somehow didn’t get any new emails over the weekend
My complexion is a disaster after having movie popcorn with butter 3 days in a row but I’d do it again.
December 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
My complexion is a disaster after having movie popcorn with butter 3 days in a row but I’d do it again.
The Popular With Friends feed is committed to showing me white gay men with 0% body fat calling themselves whales
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The Popular With Friends feed is committed to showing me white gay men with 0% body fat calling themselves whales
This radiates evil You get to exhale now, Simon energy
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This radiates evil You get to exhale now, Simon energy
Josh O’Connor in Wake Up Dead Man
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Josh O’Connor in Wake Up Dead Man
I invented a power outage which only lasted as long as the 3-hour meeting I didn’t feel like going to
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I invented a power outage which only lasted as long as the 3-hour meeting I didn’t feel like going to
My brain is already on the vacation from work that starts in 2 weeks
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My brain is already on the vacation from work that starts in 2 weeks
Glee rewatch is going psychotically thanks for asking
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Glee rewatch is going psychotically thanks for asking
Anne Hathaway and Michaela Coel
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Anne Hathaway and Michaela Coel
Mayallah Hawke innocent but that was ummmmmmm
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Mayallah Hawke innocent but that was ummmmmmm
Sushi on Monday
Dancing on Tuesday
Karaoke Wednesday
I wanna take you out
Paris on Thursday
Do you like Pilates?
Work you out on Friday
I wanna take you out
Dancing on Tuesday
Karaoke Wednesday
I wanna take you out
Paris on Thursday
Do you like Pilates?
Work you out on Friday
I wanna take you out
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sushi on Monday
Dancing on Tuesday
Karaoke Wednesday
I wanna take you out
Paris on Thursday
Do you like Pilates?
Work you out on Friday
I wanna take you out
Dancing on Tuesday
Karaoke Wednesday
I wanna take you out
Paris on Thursday
Do you like Pilates?
Work you out on Friday
I wanna take you out
Opened Facebook for the first time in like, a year and this was at the top of the feed. I am receiving the data.
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Opened Facebook for the first time in like, a year and this was at the top of the feed. I am receiving the data.
I sat down to read 30 mins ago but took selfies instead
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I sat down to read 30 mins ago but took selfies instead
I have nothing to say
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I have nothing to say
They should invent a job that doesn’t make you want to k— y——
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
They should invent a job that doesn’t make you want to k— y——
I cannot wait to get the keys to our house in 7 weeks after living with family for 2.5 years
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I cannot wait to get the keys to our house in 7 weeks after living with family for 2.5 years
Why was that emotional Survivor moment edited like this
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Why was that emotional Survivor moment edited like this
Not posting the full pic here because 1. I don’t want my last name on an account where I post dig and cog and 2. I don’t like my family LMAOOO … I competed on Family Feud this summer, and it’s airing in January! I can’t wait to see my gay a$$ on TV. They say the camera adds 10 chins 💖
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Not posting the full pic here because 1. I don’t want my last name on an account where I post dig and cog and 2. I don’t like my family LMAOOO … I competed on Family Feud this summer, and it’s airing in January! I can’t wait to see my gay a$$ on TV. They say the camera adds 10 chins 💖
The UN needs to advise on this crime against humanity.
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The UN needs to advise on this crime against humanity.