Algebra was never my strongest subject but I’m pretty sure this can’t be right. Banksy is really starting to slip.
September 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Algebra was never my strongest subject but I’m pretty sure this can’t be right. Banksy is really starting to slip.
Seems an absolute charmer…
August 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Seems an absolute charmer…
I’m quite enjoying the thought that all those claims companies have spent their entire budgets on this and should hopefully now go bust.
August 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I’m quite enjoying the thought that all those claims companies have spent their entire budgets on this and should hopefully now go bust.
Want to use the crossing at Oval Station? Good luck with that.
July 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Want to use the crossing at Oval Station? Good luck with that.
Imagine how shocked the delivery companies must have been to discover that they were exploiting vulnerable workers for several years. I bet they’re very grateful to be given the chance to help protect them now.
July 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Imagine how shocked the delivery companies must have been to discover that they were exploiting vulnerable workers for several years. I bet they’re very grateful to be given the chance to help protect them now.
What a touching message to end on.
@FIRSTNAME@ really deserves some Hexclad pans to be battered about a bit.
@FIRSTNAME@ really deserves some Hexclad pans to be battered about a bit.
July 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
What a touching message to end on.
@FIRSTNAME@ really deserves some Hexclad pans to be battered about a bit.
@FIRSTNAME@ really deserves some Hexclad pans to be battered about a bit.
Journalistic standards never in question at The i Paper. I imagine the Newcastle to Dublin ferry would be fun.
June 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Journalistic standards never in question at The i Paper. I imagine the Newcastle to Dublin ferry would be fun.
What the hell is G? Not 3G, 4G or 5G, just G?
May 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
What the hell is G? Not 3G, 4G or 5G, just G?
Can’t help wondering if I’m somehow to blame.
April 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Can’t help wondering if I’m somehow to blame.
Google Maps Timeline isn’t giving me the exact alibi I was looking for…
March 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Google Maps Timeline isn’t giving me the exact alibi I was looking for…
My parents have a microwave oven that has Auto Reheat settings for curry, chinese and pasta.
I don’t think that would get past the social media lads if it were released now.
I don’t think that would get past the social media lads if it were released now.
December 30, 2024 at 8:06 PM
My parents have a microwave oven that has Auto Reheat settings for curry, chinese and pasta.
I don’t think that would get past the social media lads if it were released now.
I don’t think that would get past the social media lads if it were released now.
Here’s a minute of my dog and her friend “mouthing” while Die Hard 2 plays in the background. Merry Christmas!
December 22, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Here’s a minute of my dog and her friend “mouthing” while Die Hard 2 plays in the background. Merry Christmas!
Well that’s not going to happen. £4.99 saved.
December 14, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Well that’s not going to happen. £4.99 saved.
Finally. The Voicenote nightmare that ruined WhatsApp is over.
December 8, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Finally. The Voicenote nightmare that ruined WhatsApp is over.
@thepokeuk.bsky.social um, this feels a bit beyond totally inaccessible.
December 8, 2024 at 8:47 PM
@thepokeuk.bsky.social um, this feels a bit beyond totally inaccessible.
The price of postage stamps attracts a lot of attention. Have you tried actually buying them though? Look at the state of this. Merry Christmas from Royal Mail!
December 6, 2024 at 10:49 AM
The price of postage stamps attracts a lot of attention. Have you tried actually buying them though? Look at the state of this. Merry Christmas from Royal Mail!
Ding f@cking dong muthafunsters.
December 4, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Ding f@cking dong muthafunsters.
Following a spate of robberies in the local area and much helpful talk on the street WhatsApp group I bought one of these anti-theft wrist straps to attach to my phone.
Today, within 10 minutes of attaching it to my phone my dog decided it was the greatest thing ever and ran off with both.
Today, within 10 minutes of attaching it to my phone my dog decided it was the greatest thing ever and ran off with both.
November 25, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Following a spate of robberies in the local area and much helpful talk on the street WhatsApp group I bought one of these anti-theft wrist straps to attach to my phone.
Today, within 10 minutes of attaching it to my phone my dog decided it was the greatest thing ever and ran off with both.
Today, within 10 minutes of attaching it to my phone my dog decided it was the greatest thing ever and ran off with both.
Amazon are just ridiculous with their packaging.
November 21, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Amazon are just ridiculous with their packaging.