Sean
@biorph.bsky.social
I'm just here for the porn really. I guess I interact with non-porn content too. Sometimes. He/Him
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Sean
@biorph.bsky.social
· Jan 14
To my vanilla and larp friends who find and follow this account. This is my 'gay pervert fuck' account. I have chosen not to actively wall you off from this part of my life. If you have genuine questions feel free to ask PRIVATELY. THIS IS NOT TO BE DISCUSSED AT VANILLA EVENTS AND LARP.
The weird realization that when I'm topping at home I usually end up in my crocs so I don't slip on my carpet.
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The weird realization that when I'm topping at home I usually end up in my crocs so I don't slip on my carpet.
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
It was a nice way to end the week.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It was a nice way to end the week.
Took an electric razor with no guard to my skull because hair is annoying to deal with. Seriously I don't know how folks with long hair do it, I would go nuts.
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Took an electric razor with no guard to my skull because hair is annoying to deal with. Seriously I don't know how folks with long hair do it, I would go nuts.
The phrase "Shut up, you know that I love you, but that's enough of this spiral" has unsurprisingly already embedded itself firmly into several parts of my friends group.
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The phrase "Shut up, you know that I love you, but that's enough of this spiral" has unsurprisingly already embedded itself firmly into several parts of my friends group.
Found my neighbor's missing puppy perched up outside one of the complex gates, scared and trembling. He's now safe at home and being bathed. A good deed is not a bad way to end the day honestly.
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Found my neighbor's missing puppy perched up outside one of the complex gates, scared and trembling. He's now safe at home and being bathed. A good deed is not a bad way to end the day honestly.
Wake up to get ready for gym.
Youtube: Here is every Hazbin Hotel song from the next two epiodes that dropped 4 hours ago.
Jesis Christ Youtube you have exactly 0 chill. Let me watch them first... wait THAT is the name of one of the songs? I didn't think Amazon would allow that.
Youtube: Here is every Hazbin Hotel song from the next two epiodes that dropped 4 hours ago.
Jesis Christ Youtube you have exactly 0 chill. Let me watch them first... wait THAT is the name of one of the songs? I didn't think Amazon would allow that.
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Wake up to get ready for gym.
Youtube: Here is every Hazbin Hotel song from the next two epiodes that dropped 4 hours ago.
Jesis Christ Youtube you have exactly 0 chill. Let me watch them first... wait THAT is the name of one of the songs? I didn't think Amazon would allow that.
Youtube: Here is every Hazbin Hotel song from the next two epiodes that dropped 4 hours ago.
Jesis Christ Youtube you have exactly 0 chill. Let me watch them first... wait THAT is the name of one of the songs? I didn't think Amazon would allow that.
I feel like this is something @showoffjonah.com would get up to.
Porn with comedy! Theres no collab like a @joelsomeone.bsky.social collab! 😂
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I feel like this is something @showoffjonah.com would get up to.
Nothing like temporarily making myself go noseblind from bleach and then almost mustard gassing myself to remind me why I'm looking for a cleaning service.
But Sean, don't you have an MS in a Bio and worked in a chemical stocktoom for 4 years?
Shut uuup.
Shhhhh. No one asked you.
But Sean, don't you have an MS in a Bio and worked in a chemical stocktoom for 4 years?
Shut uuup.
Shhhhh. No one asked you.
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Nothing like temporarily making myself go noseblind from bleach and then almost mustard gassing myself to remind me why I'm looking for a cleaning service.
But Sean, don't you have an MS in a Bio and worked in a chemical stocktoom for 4 years?
Shut uuup.
Shhhhh. No one asked you.
But Sean, don't you have an MS in a Bio and worked in a chemical stocktoom for 4 years?
Shut uuup.
Shhhhh. No one asked you.
*rubs temples*
Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time. Never make your most important decisions when you are in your worst moods. Wait. Be patient. The storm will pass. The spring will come. ~Robert H. Schuller
I'm going to repeat this to myself
Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time. Never make your most important decisions when you are in your worst moods. Wait. Be patient. The storm will pass. The spring will come. ~Robert H. Schuller
I'm going to repeat this to myself
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
*rubs temples*
Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time. Never make your most important decisions when you are in your worst moods. Wait. Be patient. The storm will pass. The spring will come. ~Robert H. Schuller
I'm going to repeat this to myself
Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time. Never make your most important decisions when you are in your worst moods. Wait. Be patient. The storm will pass. The spring will come. ~Robert H. Schuller
I'm going to repeat this to myself
Finally listened to Epic the Musical.
"Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves" is resonating right now more than it should I feel given the state of the world right now.
"Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves" is resonating right now more than it should I feel given the state of the world right now.
October 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Finally listened to Epic the Musical.
"Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves" is resonating right now more than it should I feel given the state of the world right now.
"Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves" is resonating right now more than it should I feel given the state of the world right now.
Just flushed my water heater for the first time on my own. Given my history, that's kind of a milestone for me so please clap. That damn knocking still happens, power off, water off, tank empty, so fuck if I know.
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Just flushed my water heater for the first time on my own. Given my history, that's kind of a milestone for me so please clap. That damn knocking still happens, power off, water off, tank empty, so fuck if I know.
So this is Pride weekend in Atlanta. And I have two traditions this weekend. One is listening to Make it Stop by rise Against having a good cry, the other is listening to this and posting it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_5r...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_5r...
Happy Pride Month - Sense 8 Nomi's pride speech ♥
YouTube video by Fandom Feels
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October 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
So this is Pride weekend in Atlanta. And I have two traditions this weekend. One is listening to Make it Stop by rise Against having a good cry, the other is listening to this and posting it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_5r...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_5r...
Reposted by Sean
BREAKING
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
October 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
BREAKING
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
October 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Farewell Hyacinth, you were always a trip.
October 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Farewell Hyacinth, you were always a trip.
Doing the Pips on the NYT puzzle app:
"That's a butt plug, not a tree I don't care what you pretend".
"That's a butt plug, not a tree I don't care what you pretend".
October 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Doing the Pips on the NYT puzzle app:
"That's a butt plug, not a tree I don't care what you pretend".
"That's a butt plug, not a tree I don't care what you pretend".
Saw Him. No spoilers. Mostly enjoyed it. Very surreal. But to the end it feels like they do a hard pivoton the plot and it feels like the ending to a different movie.
September 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Saw Him. No spoilers. Mostly enjoyed it. Very surreal. But to the end it feels like they do a hard pivoton the plot and it feels like the ending to a different movie.
Went to the state fair because I wanted some food that was uniquely bad for me. Saw the "Answer two questions to see if you'll get into heaven." Tent. I know it's a religious scam about 'Jesus' but part of me really wants it to be answering random Trivial Pursuit to get to the"Good place".
September 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Went to the state fair because I wanted some food that was uniquely bad for me. Saw the "Answer two questions to see if you'll get into heaven." Tent. I know it's a religious scam about 'Jesus' but part of me really wants it to be answering random Trivial Pursuit to get to the"Good place".
If you see this, QTP with a game that was released the year you were born.
September 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If you see this, QTP with a game that was released the year you were born.
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My cock gets so fucking hard from proper sloppy deepthroat. @canadianffboy.bsky.social understood the assignment 😈
September 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My cock gets so fucking hard from proper sloppy deepthroat. @canadianffboy.bsky.social understood the assignment 😈
I just had to explain to someone why he can't bring his infant nephew to stay in the other room to the hookup with me. I'm done. See you tomorrow folks.
September 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I just had to explain to someone why he can't bring his infant nephew to stay in the other room to the hookup with me. I'm done. See you tomorrow folks.
No spoilers: Infinity Castle is lovely but goddamn does it have some pacing issues, especially at the end.
September 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
No spoilers: Infinity Castle is lovely but goddamn does it have some pacing issues, especially at the end.
So here's the write up of my attendance at camp this year for those who enjoy reading that sort of thing.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
September 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So here's the write up of my attendance at camp this year for those who enjoy reading that sort of thing.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...