Birch
@birch-would.bsky.social
they/he - 30 - 💖💛💙pan and agender - fruit bat🍒🦇
I don’t know what I’m doing here but I like writing, reptiles, and gardening.
New in town! Might take me a while to set up camp here😅
I don’t know what I’m doing here but I like writing, reptiles, and gardening.
New in town! Might take me a while to set up camp here😅
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Good morning. Mild thirst trap time.
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Good morning. Mild thirst trap time.
Listen followers, I need to know if you want me carnally. It’s important for my self-estee—I mean, important for science.
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Listen followers, I need to know if you want me carnally. It’s important for my self-estee—I mean, important for science.
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Do you know how many friends I’ve lost to “opinions” about queerness?
Do you know how quiet a 23-year-old’s funeral is?
Almost as quiet as the friend who didn’t get one, because his family hated him that much.
Do you know how quiet a 23-year-old’s funeral is?
Almost as quiet as the friend who didn’t get one, because his family hated him that much.
September 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Do you know how many friends I’ve lost to “opinions” about queerness?
Do you know how quiet a 23-year-old’s funeral is?
Almost as quiet as the friend who didn’t get one, because his family hated him that much.
Do you know how quiet a 23-year-old’s funeral is?
Almost as quiet as the friend who didn’t get one, because his family hated him that much.
I’m just so, so tired of seeing how many people think my existence is a valid debate.
September 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’m just so, so tired of seeing how many people think my existence is a valid debate.
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one of my dad's favorite sayings is "good story. better if true"
August 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
one of my dad's favorite sayings is "good story. better if true"
I know how this is about to sound, but,
if you’re LGBTQIA+, and they start to try to restrict specifically our community from obtaining firearms, you should go out and get one. I know what your stance on it probably is. It doesn’t have to be extravagant; just something for self-defense.
if you’re LGBTQIA+, and they start to try to restrict specifically our community from obtaining firearms, you should go out and get one. I know what your stance on it probably is. It doesn’t have to be extravagant; just something for self-defense.
August 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I know how this is about to sound, but,
if you’re LGBTQIA+, and they start to try to restrict specifically our community from obtaining firearms, you should go out and get one. I know what your stance on it probably is. It doesn’t have to be extravagant; just something for self-defense.
if you’re LGBTQIA+, and they start to try to restrict specifically our community from obtaining firearms, you should go out and get one. I know what your stance on it probably is. It doesn’t have to be extravagant; just something for self-defense.
Unpopular opinion: bodies with breasts aren’t “less neutral” than bodies without them 💖
August 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Unpopular opinion: bodies with breasts aren’t “less neutral” than bodies without them 💖
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Daily bunny no.3055 has the catch of the day
August 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Daily bunny no.3055 has the catch of the day
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I just learned about the Cracker Barrel logo and, as a longtime print and marketing employee, I have concerns.
August 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I just learned about the Cracker Barrel logo and, as a longtime print and marketing employee, I have concerns.
Aaaaa we got season passes to the pumpkin patch/orchard!!!😄🍎🎃🍏👻
August 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Aaaaa we got season passes to the pumpkin patch/orchard!!!😄🍎🎃🍏👻
🎵On the day it finally happens…🎵
August 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
🎵On the day it finally happens…🎵
*puts a condom on my strap to set a good example*
August 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
*puts a condom on my strap to set a good example*
I found a homophobic coffee shop in my area and???? I just don’t understand? Being bisexual is like, a requirement for baristas???
August 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I found a homophobic coffee shop in my area and???? I just don’t understand? Being bisexual is like, a requirement for baristas???
Everyone please be proud of me; I quit my evil second job.
August 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Everyone please be proud of me; I quit my evil second job.
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If you feel bad try saying "beep beep" a few times and see if it helps
August 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If you feel bad try saying "beep beep" a few times and see if it helps
My main job is fine or whatever, but I really wish they’d switch me either between opening shift and mid, or mid shift and closing. This closing to opening switch had my circadian rhythm spiraling
August 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My main job is fine or whatever, but I really wish they’d switch me either between opening shift and mid, or mid shift and closing. This closing to opening switch had my circadian rhythm spiraling
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Hot take but we all deserve to make it
August 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Hot take but we all deserve to make it
They made the cops in Zootopia good people to remind the audience that it’s a work of fiction
August 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
They made the cops in Zootopia good people to remind the audience that it’s a work of fiction
Do I have to get up at 6:30am? Yes. Am I probably gonna stay up til 2am watching warrior cats videos? Also probably yes
August 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Do I have to get up at 6:30am? Yes. Am I probably gonna stay up til 2am watching warrior cats videos? Also probably yes
My favorite cafe is closing though😭 the way I’m about to cry about this
August 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My favorite cafe is closing though😭 the way I’m about to cry about this
I have my space to myself again. I feel so much calmer.
August 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I have my space to myself again. I feel so much calmer.