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Bish
@bish-please.bsky.social
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I’m the kind of cat that teaches humans to check their shoes before they put them on

more anarchic every day 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸📚📖🖌️🖤🖤🖤

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“this one needs something?”
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TikTok is the second best reason why I’d stay being a #cat even if a witch could lift the spell and make me a person (the first is presidents which sounds like presents but is the utter opposite)
A black cat with white shirtfront markings and speckled paws sits in profile on a wooden tea tray. There are string lights in yellow, red, and blue showing along the left side of the photo alongside a white and red mobility cane with a black rubber wheel.
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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That they are not allowed to holler “pull yourself up above the fug of pot smoke you wear like a duffel coat for a minute and THINK” at work is one of the reasons the human is refusing to put on shoes and head out yet today.

For all her (myriad) faults, Mopsa does good imitations.

#catsofbluesky
A cream and greyish tan cat rests on a cat tower. Her chin is on a miniature wooden railing like that of a bannister.
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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DERE DIERYE
IME’AM DREEME BEEINGING AN CAPTERPLIPLER ANDE TEHEN IME’LL BEEINGING AN BUNTERFLEY

IME’AM MOPSA IME’LL DOE BUNTERFLEY CRIMS FLEY EROWND AND GOE POO!!!

PEE ESS YUOU DOE CRIMS 2TO YUOU NOWE YUOU CANNE YUOU’RARE GUDE ANDE SMORT

#catsofbluesky
A cream and greyish tan cat loafs on a cat tower basking in the warmth of a standing lamp. Her eyes are shut and she looks very content.
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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that the inflatable here isn’t Vader aside, “Dark Vader” suggests the existence of a “Light Vader” and I’m pretty sure it’s Hegseth #signs #oops
Picture shows a vivid green inflatable yoda wearing a Santa hat above a a sign reading “inflatable Dark Vader $369.00” There is a smaller sign above it that says “Pagas Menos” with the Walmart flower symbol
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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#words can we just lose “sourced” pls? a reviewer of gear on the REI site: “sourced from Ohio…” It’s not as bad as “plated” used in earnest by home cooks but both are like subway tile in kitchens. The #curmudgeon will stop yelling at clouds now but your sleeping bag was not sourced like a truffle
A calico cat sits atop a very narrow and flimsy weathered board fence. Behind her is a wall of a brown house with a white doorframe showing. She is wearing a tracker.
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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He has the same “huh huh huh…” shifty-smug look Mopsa gets when she steals the twist tie from the bread (no offense Mopsa you’re 1000000000 times handsomer than that thing)

#FIFA Peace prize
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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DERE DIERYE
IME’AM UM BARASS SEEKRETSSSS
SHHH

IME’AM HAV LONGE HERR ANDE SUM TIMS A LETTEL POO GETES COT

2TODEY TEHE HEWMIN SED WEE WOLUD HEV 2TO BYE SPECHAL DINGLE SISSERS ANDE BISSHE LAFED MEENLIE

DANGLEY POO ISENOT A CRIM ITE IS ONLE AN AKSIDUNT

IME’AM MOPSA I DOE CRIMS

#cats #catsofbluesky
A rumpled cream and grayish tan cat with medium length fur is half in a cardboard box with her face resting on some newspapers.
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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#caturday caturday caturday
you’ll pay for the whole seat but you’ll only need the EDDDDDDDGE!!!
A calico cat lying on her back attacks a yellow padded rectangle printed with white clouds and gudetama eggs. There is a lot of clutter and a worn out leather chair in the background.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I never remember it’s #TBT until it’s Friday but the human said “hey awww it’s bebe Pip and Bish!” #cats #catsofbluesky
A black kitten with white chest and speckled paws and a grey kitten with similar white markings, both about 8 weeks old, sit on a yellow and white striped duvet. The gray kitten is yawning.
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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A picture of Trump holding a folder with two sheets of paper side by side in it. On one sheet there is what might be his signature. The photo is captioned “some drugs are more equal than others”
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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DERE DIERYE IME’AM NOING SWARES
MOR TAHAN BISSHE
MOR TAHAN RORREY
WAY WAY WAAAY MOR TAHAN PIPPE
PIPPE OLNLY NOS “BUNTHOLL”

IME’AM NO
AXE WIPPE
SIHIT
FUKCK
BINSH

ALL SOW 1ONE BISSHE WOEN’T LETE MEE TIPE TAHAT ISE STARD WETH C ANED ENNDE WETH T (NOTTE COCOWNUTT))

PEE ESS DOE CRIMS

#catsofbkuesky
A cream and grayish tan cat with medium length disheveled fur lies on a cat tower.
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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If you stand on the top of the cat tower you can touch the ceiling! #catsofbluesky
A black cat with white markings like a shirt under a very tight waistcoat is on a wooden cat tower. She is up on her hind paws with her front paws touching the ceiling.
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Idk if this is how this works (I’m a fucking cat and the human takes the phone away from me whenever I seem too interested in it) but there’s a really high bar for #cat swears @profanity.accountant
A black cat with white markings like a white shirt under a too tight waistcoat sits on a table. There are books and a yellow lampshade behind her. She has a red and black collar.
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Mopsa says

IME’AM STANTENG IN AH!!.
A cream and grayish tan cat with medium length fur crouches on a cardboard box. Her eyes are blue.
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Here’s Rory whose aspect speaks for us all upon hearing that the humans planned a plant-based feast

#catsofskyrim
A calico cat lies on her back on a light green knapsack with her paws splayed and her tail curled up between her hind legs. She looks like she’s ready to strike.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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DERE DIERYE IME’AM SAWREE IME’AM NUG LECTING YUOU

IME’AM JUSTE NOPEING TEHESE DAYES ESEXCEPT 2TODEY IME EN TEHE TOO DOOR HOWSE LOKEING LICKE A KWEENE

IME PRE 10TENING IME’AM AN BOWL INN

NECKS TUP DOE CRIMS

#catsofbluesky
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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A photograph of a calico cat’s face. Her mouth is open. If she were a person her face would be described as smiling. At the top of the photo in white letters it reads “MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Sunday night already?! TOO SOON
#catsofbluesky
A black cat with markings like a white shirtfront and a too-small black waistcoat sits on a cat tower. Her speckled paws are together and her head is cocked just a little. The same cat as in the previous photo has flopped onto her back and has her head back with her mouth very, very wide open. Her paws are up.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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The silly human left the scissors on the bed hahahaha it’s a good thing I found them before Mopsa because *my* crimes are sophisticated

#caturday #catsofbluesky
A black cat with white paws is photographed bending her head down toward a small pair of scissors with black and yellow grips. They are on a gray and white striped bedsheet. There is a small piece of bright blue paper by the scissors.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Happy #Caturday!! Finally ffs
A black cat with yellow eyes lies curled in a yellow and white striped duvet. She is photographed from behind and is looking back at the camera. There are some books on a black metal shelf and the shadow of a fan on a closet door in the background.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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me eating the map

if there is a near harad where is far harad and is it nice there do they have cats?

#catsofbluesky
A black cat with white shirtfront markings and speckled paws chews at the corner of a paper map of middle earth. The map is the lower right quarter showing Mordor
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I’m hosting Pip!!! Hi Pip here you go!

hi im pip im really nervous i just wanted
to ask a question: how is it only
wednesday??

I don’t know, Pip. There were extra days in this week somehow.

did i do okay

Yes, Pip.

#catsofbluesky
A grey cat with white underclothes markings and white paws that look like white “no show” socks lies on her side with her paws clutching a round sisal wrapped post. She is biting the post. Her collar isn’t visible but a brass bell that hangs from it has slid around to the back of her neck.
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Choose 20 books on your current TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, expectations. Just covers.

Day 3

#20TBRbookchallenge
#Booksky
A snip of a screenshot of the cover of The Grammar of Fantasy by Gianni Rodari. Cover art shows fairy tale images: a white fish, a little girl in a white hooded cloak, a rabbit, a green and white serpent, a blue and white dragon, a giant’s foot in a sandal. The print is in deep pink on a black background.
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Choose 20 books on your current TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, expectations. Just covers.

Day 3

#20TBRbookchallenge
#Booksky
A photo of the front jacket of the hardcover US edition of Atomic Hearts by Megan Cummins. Image shows a white young woman in a yellow t shirt and white framed sunglasses. Her hair is bobbed just below her chin and very blonde. There are silhouettes of flowers with the title, “a novel” and the authors name on them.
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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So much happening outside that we forgot we were fighting #hedgewatch
A gray cat with white throat and paws wearing a green collar with a bell, a black cat with white shirtfront markings and red collar, and a cream and grayish tan fluffy cat wearing a black collar sit along a wide narrow windowsill with books and a cloth basket in front of it. They are watching intently something outside (likely birds).
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM