The Thumb Thespian
@bishopcognac.bsky.social
Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah.
Go wash your bellybutton!
Go wash your bellybutton!
I swear these people HATE black women... Because WHY would you blame Meg, of all people?????
You can see that she's enriched man's life... But THAT is the narrative they've chose to run with. SMMFH.
It's hatred for black women, and it's ALSO... Plain old, JEALOUSY.
They can ALL... Fuck off!!!
You can see that she's enriched man's life... But THAT is the narrative they've chose to run with. SMMFH.
It's hatred for black women, and it's ALSO... Plain old, JEALOUSY.
They can ALL... Fuck off!!!
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I swear these people HATE black women... Because WHY would you blame Meg, of all people?????
You can see that she's enriched man's life... But THAT is the narrative they've chose to run with. SMMFH.
It's hatred for black women, and it's ALSO... Plain old, JEALOUSY.
They can ALL... Fuck off!!!
You can see that she's enriched man's life... But THAT is the narrative they've chose to run with. SMMFH.
It's hatred for black women, and it's ALSO... Plain old, JEALOUSY.
They can ALL... Fuck off!!!
It feels waaaaaay too Fridayish, for it to only be Thursday. Smh
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
It feels waaaaaay too Fridayish, for it to only be Thursday. Smh
Yup.. Solid, to strike that fatal blow. You gotta run up on it like...
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yup.. Solid, to strike that fatal blow. You gotta run up on it like...
😂 Smh... What is this propaganda?!?
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
😂 Smh... What is this propaganda?!?
Me in the club, when I'm 150 years old...
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me in the club, when I'm 150 years old...
I caught wind of it, over here.. Smh
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I caught wind of it, over here.. Smh
I love how in 80's and 90's movies, the dialogue is sometimes too quiet, but EVERY SINGLE action sequence... Is like...
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I love how in 80's and 90's movies, the dialogue is sometimes too quiet, but EVERY SINGLE action sequence... Is like...
😭😭😭 I cry, EVERY... TIME.
It's the head movement, when she says.. "Cheese on miiine"
😂💀😂💀
It's the head movement, when she says.. "Cheese on miiine"
😂💀😂💀
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
😭😭😭 I cry, EVERY... TIME.
It's the head movement, when she says.. "Cheese on miiine"
😂💀😂💀
It's the head movement, when she says.. "Cheese on miiine"
😂💀😂💀
🤣😭🤣😭 They ALL said...
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
🤣😭🤣😭 They ALL said...
I broke it off with the woman at the gym...
... Yeah.. It just didn't.. Workout.
... Yeah.. It just didn't.. Workout.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I broke it off with the woman at the gym...
... Yeah.. It just didn't.. Workout.
... Yeah.. It just didn't.. Workout.
Nobody:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Nobody:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
YEEEEEEOOOOW! It's REALLY Friday for the WHOLE day though! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
YEEEEEEOOOOW! It's REALLY Friday for the WHOLE day though! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
Damn.
You're gonna be carrying that around all day, like...
You're gonna be carrying that around all day, like...
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Damn.
You're gonna be carrying that around all day, like...
You're gonna be carrying that around all day, like...
Anyway... Wah gwaaaan?
Heverybuddy bless up?
Oonu ah behave oonu self?
Heverybuddy bless up?
Oonu ah behave oonu self?
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Anyway... Wah gwaaaan?
Heverybuddy bless up?
Oonu ah behave oonu self?
Heverybuddy bless up?
Oonu ah behave oonu self?
Christmas is really my favourite time of the year. It's because of how much my kids love it. Their faces, on Christmas morning (Before birds are chirping) warms my heart... Like it's my first time seeing it. ❤️🎅🏿
I just KNOW black Santa gonna bring me some Tanqueray... and some Remi too!
I just KNOW black Santa gonna bring me some Tanqueray... and some Remi too!
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Christmas is really my favourite time of the year. It's because of how much my kids love it. Their faces, on Christmas morning (Before birds are chirping) warms my heart... Like it's my first time seeing it. ❤️🎅🏿
I just KNOW black Santa gonna bring me some Tanqueray... and some Remi too!
I just KNOW black Santa gonna bring me some Tanqueray... and some Remi too!
Me, after someone "Dislikes" my skeet
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Me, after someone "Dislikes" my skeet