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"Holy Moses, I have been deceived. Now the wind has changed direction, and I'll have to leave. Wont you please excuse my frankness, but it's not my cup of tea. Holy Moses, I have been deceived."- B. Taupin

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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 12h

Mom is in the roof.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 12h

Hey, Pam Bondi! You just won the 'Not Gonna Answer You Bowl'. Can I smell your pussy?
No?
Well, it must be your feet.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 16h

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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 23h

It's likely that Orange Pedo Pussy-Grab Jesus will pardon Deflection Blondi Barbie.

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Angie @angiesuniverse.bsky.social · 1d

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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

Ooooooo, she said..."fraudulent".

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

Isn't that...
Metastasis....
MeGabba Gabba Hey!
Melig-Nancy
Meblablabla
Melba Toenail
Green-Cardia

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

That must be Bondi's picture before AGE-tox treatments.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

I'ma little despot
Short and skinny
This is my Kate Spade
I'm such a ninny

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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

Does Melania know that Trump is dating the Hamburglar?

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

Si se pedos.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 3d

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 5d

There goes the neighborhood.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 5d

Brought to you by TYLENOL.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 5d

"WWG1WGA". This means pedophilia. Who knew???

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 5d

It’ll make ya swear off bacon.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 6d

Sinister Youth Minister.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 6d

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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 6d

Lock him in a cell with Bill Cosby, and a bottle of baby oil...and see who comes out shiny.

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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 6d

The Ivana treatment.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 6d

Note to honkies: calling it a joke doesn’t make it not racism. JUST KIDDING! (Or am I?)

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 6d

If they don’t wise up…there will be.