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Bitsy Von Muffling
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Actually more cheerful than my online presence would suggest.
I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.
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Not necessarily about Salah/Slot but life in general...I'm amazed how many people say "if I was Slot I'd want to talk to him and find out why he's upset" and I'm wondering if I have psychopathic tendencies because if someone publicly slagged me off and tried to get me the sack they'd be dead to me.
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Very sad* I have plans tonight and won't catch the latest episode of LFC psycho-drama. Enjoy the Discourse kids xox

*Absolutely elated.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Renters!

Has anyone used the Reposit scheme instead of a traditional deposit?

As I understand it, you pay 1 week rent which is non-refundable instead of 5 weeks rent which would be refundable, plus a fee of £30 each year.

Pros are less upfront costs. Cons are the arbitration service *might* not
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I mean will they just stop.
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Um, yeah. That's me.
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Apparently Darwin was the crazy glue that held this squad together.
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I have things I don't want to do but need to so obvs I'm procrastinating so much as I said I was going to steer clear of the LFC stuff, needs must.

So - with the caveat that I'm usually wrong - here's what I think will play out:
December 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Not only have I wrapped all of my presents and written my cards, I've sent all the ones which needed posting. I would possibly be even smugger only for the fact I am drained, I've knackered my ankles with too much walking (in unsuitable shoes) and I'm skint. Properly, eye-wateringly skint.
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My cat's being a knob. I think he's under the impression we've built him a huge activity centre. He keeps knocking baubles off the tree and trying to rip open presents. Then he's chewing on tinsel and stuff and then throwing up.
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Not getting into the LFC stuff. Too many entrenched opinions for it to be a good use of time.

But I have plenty to offer on other Hot Topics...

Strictly. This series has been on for about 3 years. Turned it on yesterday and Winkleman was screeching away doing her contrived kookiness.
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Colin Murray's enthusiasm for Countdown is a real antidote to all the cynicism about. You'd legit think he was commentating on a Champions League final between Madrid and Barca in the 119th minutes, tied at 3-3.
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I'm with Ginge. Rhyming slang is shit.
#ImACeleb
a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said
Alt: a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Got my nails done 5 days ago, best colour I've had in ages, couldn't stop looking at them and admiring the sparkle... bloody well chipped one of them when I got my finger caught in something yesterday.

I'm being very brave about it all. I have not cried. Yet.
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"why is there so much traffic?" I wondered as I sat in my car having ventured out for an essential purchase of an extension lead.

You ARE the traffic.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...
Car park jam had me trapped, weekend shopping has become a joke
We're not even in peak Christmas shopping period and it's already horrendous
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Chief Constable Peter Wright
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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75% of people are in denial about their low IQ.
Luckily, I'm in the other 35%
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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whenever some of you are quiet for a few weeks or more i just assume you’re in jail
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
97 people died and no-one received as much as a verbal warning.

www.theguardian.com/football/202...
12 police officers would have faced gross misconduct cases over Hillsborough, says watchdog
None of the former officers named by the IOPC will face disciplinary proceedings because they have all retired
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨:
Political journalists pissed themselves like over excited puppies about absolutely nothing. A source has confirmed the temporary ego boost was all worth it.
So the entire news agenda since Friday has been a load of timewasting circle-jerking? Shocked.
David Miles (of the OBR) at the Treasury Select Committee: Reeves’ speech was not inconsistent with the OBR’s assessment.
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Always love a story which supposedly depicts coolness and hilarity but actually shows the main players to be complete pricks.
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Whamageddon is for the same people who think "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?" or "would you rather...?" are acceptable conversation.
Actually doing Whamageddon at Christmas is a moral failing, you should be listening to Last Christmas at least once a day if not ten
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM