Björnen Thorgil
@bjornenthorgil.bsky.social
Retired Royal Marine (40 yrs). Widower, recently engaged. Closing one chapter, beginning a bold new one from a Scottish castle. Norwegian heart, Yorkshire soul, and a glass of Scotch.
It’s a cold bed that beckons with Alice away for the weekend. I have a cunning plan though.
Hot tub and Zeppelin. Turn the volume up because nobody is going to complain. NOBODY!
Hot tub and Zeppelin. Turn the volume up because nobody is going to complain. NOBODY!
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It’s a cold bed that beckons with Alice away for the weekend. I have a cunning plan though.
Hot tub and Zeppelin. Turn the volume up because nobody is going to complain. NOBODY!
Hot tub and Zeppelin. Turn the volume up because nobody is going to complain. NOBODY!
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
So we’re just chatting and I asked Alice to tell me something about herself that I didn’t know. What in realms of the actual fuck?
That’s massive and bloody brilliant.
In one of the attics where I’d not been because it was locked is her secret.
That’s massive and bloody brilliant.
In one of the attics where I’d not been because it was locked is her secret.
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
So we’re just chatting and I asked Alice to tell me something about herself that I didn’t know. What in realms of the actual fuck?
That’s massive and bloody brilliant.
In one of the attics where I’d not been because it was locked is her secret.
That’s massive and bloody brilliant.
In one of the attics where I’d not been because it was locked is her secret.
I think these two are determined to wind me up. I think mums found the daughter she always wanted.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I think these two are determined to wind me up. I think mums found the daughter she always wanted.
I knew it. It’s an intervention. Got told to “bugger off. We’re talking about you not to you.” Thanks mum. Love you.
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I knew it. It’s an intervention. Got told to “bugger off. We’re talking about you not to you.” Thanks mum. Love you.
Not the world’s best gun dogs but they’re obedient and do as they’re told. Unlike the dads.
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Not the world’s best gun dogs but they’re obedient and do as they’re told. Unlike the dads.
That was such a great day. Took the two dads up the glen where we’d been told there was an injured deer. I spotted it first but it was dad that lined the shot up first. The best bit was trying to get the carcass over the bonnet to bring it back. Think we all decided we were too old for it now.
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
That was such a great day. Took the two dads up the glen where we’d been told there was an injured deer. I spotted it first but it was dad that lined the shot up first. The best bit was trying to get the carcass over the bonnet to bring it back. Think we all decided we were too old for it now.
Yesterday afternoon my parents arrived. They’re here for the next six weeks. I’m pleased they are.
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Yesterday afternoon my parents arrived. They’re here for the next six weeks. I’m pleased they are.
It turns out me and the father in law to be share a love of Zeppelin. Much to the amusement of his children.
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It turns out me and the father in law to be share a love of Zeppelin. Much to the amusement of his children.
Meet the outlaws.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Meet the outlaws.
Here we go. The outlaws have arrived.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Here we go. The outlaws have arrived.
Sometimes I forget I’m home and wonder if I’m dreaming.
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Sometimes I forget I’m home and wonder if I’m dreaming.
America. You seem to have a deranged lunatic as president. Would you kindly do something about it for the sake of the rest of the world if not yourself.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
America. You seem to have a deranged lunatic as president. Would you kindly do something about it for the sake of the rest of the world if not yourself.
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The era we are living in offers too many illustrations of greed, narcissism, and hatefulness. But I still believe we can recommit ourselves to serving the common good of all Americans. [Artwork by Jennifer Bloomer]
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The era we are living in offers too many illustrations of greed, narcissism, and hatefulness. But I still believe we can recommit ourselves to serving the common good of all Americans. [Artwork by Jennifer Bloomer]
Not many people realise I was born in the US and until this year I held an American passport, as well as my British and Norwegian ones. I did only live there for a few months and that was on base. Anyway Happy Thanksgiving you poor buggers and don’t eat too much pumpkin pie. Horrible stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Not many people realise I was born in the US and until this year I held an American passport, as well as my British and Norwegian ones. I did only live there for a few months and that was on base. Anyway Happy Thanksgiving you poor buggers and don’t eat too much pumpkin pie. Horrible stuff.
Apparently it really takes it out of you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Apparently it really takes it out of you.
If you’re going shopping it may as well take a couple of days and involve a pipe band.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you’re going shopping it may as well take a couple of days and involve a pipe band.
That’s our guests away. Two chinook on the lawn. Apparently we’re away to Inverness today shopping. No idea what for. Best have some breakfast then.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
That’s our guests away. Two chinook on the lawn. Apparently we’re away to Inverness today shopping. No idea what for. Best have some breakfast then.
My monster has bought us Christmas jumpers. Not sure what she’s saying.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
My monster has bought us Christmas jumpers. Not sure what she’s saying.
Nigel wouldn’t be your friend if you signed this. Time to embarrass the frog.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Nigel wouldn’t be your friend if you signed this. Time to embarrass the frog.
We’ve got visitors arriving
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
We’ve got visitors arriving
One day she’ll drown. I love her for thinking she’s got to be with me but time she was in bed.
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
One day she’ll drown. I love her for thinking she’s got to be with me but time she was in bed.
I’ve been looking for her and now I’ve found her.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’ve been looking for her and now I’ve found her.
I found my local builder last night. He’s coming this morning to look at the house and chat about times and money.
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I found my local builder last night. He’s coming this morning to look at the house and chat about times and money.
Entertaining various local business people tonight. Hope there’s a builder amongst them. How well do we scrub up. I’ve even had a bath and a bit of a trim around the chops.
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Entertaining various local business people tonight. Hope there’s a builder amongst them. How well do we scrub up. I’ve even had a bath and a bit of a trim around the chops.