blacksnakemo.bsky.social
@blacksnakemo.bsky.social
Dudes vision is crazy
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Love this kid
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
That’s a pretty damn big battery, with absolutely abysmal dispersion.
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“Y’all wanna see a dead body?”
- The Onion
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Nobody has every sounded more like a dork saying “we’re gonna go even harder on the streets” in the history of the world
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
When you run out of room to move the goalposts, things get weird.
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“Operation ‘impossibly shitty grammar’ is a go, gentlemen!”
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Declared a GD jihad on my mans nostrils
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This must be what it was like when the Soviet Union fell and everyone figured out that the politburo was in fact just crushing caviar, vodka and dementia the whole time.
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Nothing opened my eyes to this more than working on Wall Street.

Everyone thinks it’s geniuses and savants doing models and calculations in front of 30 monitors.

We had 30+ people standing around a cube one day while a kid ate 3 tablespoons of cayenne pepper for $7.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I should call her
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Guy was just the perviest social butterfly
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

PLEASE TOUCH THIS STOVE
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
They 100% did circle back, freaked out at what they saw and tried to bury it.

Mortal lock of the century.
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Bros gonna have to change it to an inmate number soon
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“Returned to Miami” is doing some HEAVY lifting
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Got a Cherokee 4xe a few years back and regenerative braking was my personality for 3-4 months.
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Bond, Jim Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“So much alpha”

“Maximum alpha”

Why do they speak like 14 year olds riding their dirt bikes while slamming Mountain Dew?
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM