Blahblahellis
@blahblahellis.bsky.social
Dad, husband, journo, TV producer, WIP.
Australia.
Australia.
I mean seriously:
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I mean seriously:
It is IMPOSSIBLE for me to walk into this bathroom and not see a pack of Madaloreans staring at me. #StarWars #TheMandalorean
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
It is IMPOSSIBLE for me to walk into this bathroom and not see a pack of Madaloreans staring at me. #StarWars #TheMandalorean
HBO Max is running a Harry Potter promo this Christmas where a replica of the Knight Bus will be roaming the streets and fans can take a ride. I predict absolute chaos because (see below).
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
HBO Max is running a Harry Potter promo this Christmas where a replica of the Knight Bus will be roaming the streets and fans can take a ride. I predict absolute chaos because (see below).
Even the Star Wars universe had a hat tip to him:
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Even the Star Wars universe had a hat tip to him:
I still remember the day I realised I was older than Rose, Dorothy and Blanche.
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I still remember the day I realised I was older than Rose, Dorothy and Blanche.
In Australia we renamed all the McDonalds “Maccas”. And nobody complained.
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
In Australia we renamed all the McDonalds “Maccas”. And nobody complained.
Arguably the greatest/scariest headline of the year.
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Arguably the greatest/scariest headline of the year.
Apologies, I misheard you.
October 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Apologies, I misheard you.
I’m always disappointed when my favourite beer isn’t available. There’s just something special about asking for one.
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I’m always disappointed when my favourite beer isn’t available. There’s just something special about asking for one.
Ok scratch that question, I googled and now I have a different question. What is a higher-welfare smoked bacon?
October 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Ok scratch that question, I googled and now I have a different question. What is a higher-welfare smoked bacon?
This happened to me, on a story about a reality TV show where one contestant was accused of taking another contestant’s idea. The DM lifted my work entire and ran it - I shit you not - under this headline:
October 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This happened to me, on a story about a reality TV show where one contestant was accused of taking another contestant’s idea. The DM lifted my work entire and ran it - I shit you not - under this headline:
Needs one of those alliterative words cartoonists come up with to perfectly capture the sound of what is happening on the page. You know, like this:
June 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Needs one of those alliterative words cartoonists come up with to perfectly capture the sound of what is happening on the page. You know, like this:
Hey Bluesky hive mind, who is this face? Spotted in a jumper and she looks very familiar?
April 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hey Bluesky hive mind, who is this face? Spotted in a jumper and she looks very familiar?
