blairloudly
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a less traditional workout plan is to carry the weight of your decisions everywhere you go
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everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
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@NickGates *puts my lips right on your fingers to drag off your smoke* words right
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everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
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[husband] why does it feel like you haze me as soon as I get home
[me] you get home during rush hour
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a less traditional workout plan is to carry the weight of your decisions everywhere you go
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[eating a bulb of garlic like an apple] huh this recipe could use more garlic
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i thought id run afoul of quicksand in my adult life but its the internet i cant get unstuck from
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i thought id run afoul of quicksand in my adult life but its the internet i cant get unstuck from
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If you can read this, you're awesome.
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girl are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and I cannot speak coherently when you go down
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how many apps do i have to flip through to see god
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the old lady who lived in a shoe just loved her manolo blahniks so much she decided they were home
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its no surprise ragebait articles have so many photos those that read them miss their fairytales
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interest is just the extra flavour you get when you let your debts marinate
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a zombie apocalypse is probably too good for us
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mark carney only got elected because he knows how to run the ferris wheel
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i bet people in the white house call him frump cause he always looks disheveled
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of course france elected macron hes named after the frenchest cookie the macaron
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i refuse to wear prints nope i will not wear any williams or harries
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maybe putin is so mad because his name is dangerously similar to poutine
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what we really need to ban is finger guns im sick of everyone looking so cool all the time
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climate change deniers just want to dress slutty on halloween without getting cold
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i wonder if the fossil record of 2025 will be able to see how many monsters masquerading as human there were