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@blametag.bsky.social
Customer service worker, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, economist, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there
https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/
https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/
I haven't even gotten one this year 😞
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I haven't even gotten one this year 😞
@blametag.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,197 profanities in their last 6,238 posts.
🥇 "shit" (250 times)
🥈 "fuck" (200 times)
🥉 "fucking" (90 times)
🥇 "shit" (250 times)
🥈 "fuck" (200 times)
🥉 "fucking" (90 times)
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I know, I don't expect anyone to know what any of these are, this thread is really just me publicly collecting my thoughts.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I know, I don't expect anyone to know what any of these are, this thread is really just me publicly collecting my thoughts.
Cutting Ghost Mode was a hard decision, but I think I got the top ten settled (I changed the order so it's all similar stories in a row):
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Cutting Ghost Mode was a hard decision, but I think I got the top ten settled (I changed the order so it's all similar stories in a row):
Spoiler: A Tase for Innovation, Girlboss Interrupted, and Cybercuck'd are definitely the top three.
Love Gun will likely be the first cut.
Love Gun will likely be the first cut.
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Spoiler: A Tase for Innovation, Girlboss Interrupted, and Cybercuck'd are definitely the top three.
Love Gun will likely be the first cut.
Love Gun will likely be the first cut.
I'm sorry, I'm not not turning sound on for this one.
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm sorry, I'm not not turning sound on for this one.
Think he wrote this op-ed: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/cybercucked
Cybercuck'd
Insulting My Cybertruck Just Adds Insult to Injury: An Open Letter to the Guy Having Sex with My Wife
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Think he wrote this op-ed: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/cybercucked
I give a thumbs down. Much more devastating.
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I give a thumbs down. Much more devastating.
Not that anyone's gonna notice with these two interchangeable white guys.
Hell, I even had to double check before I posted that it even was the wrong order!
Hell, I even had to double check before I posted that it even was the wrong order!
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Not that anyone's gonna notice with these two interchangeable white guys.
Hell, I even had to double check before I posted that it even was the wrong order!
Hell, I even had to double check before I posted that it even was the wrong order!
You're right, I was being rash. This is a better way.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You're right, I was being rash. This is a better way.
Kick this thing off the bridge while you're at it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Kick this thing off the bridge while you're at it.
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Well, you know, someone settled it.
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Well, you know, someone settled it.
Thought she settled all that shit with Howard 🤷🏼♂️
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Thought she settled all that shit with Howard 🤷🏼♂️
I take this business seriously.
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I take this business seriously.
If they can make it say like "Walmart" or "Publix" on my credit card statement I'd be downm
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If they can make it say like "Walmart" or "Publix" on my credit card statement I'd be downm