Blemur (Bade)
@blemur.bsky.social
34/Male/IT worker. Married to a girl out of my league. Straight-ish. Father of 2 girls. ✝️. Sometimes a fat as hell dude.
We’re still taking the girls on Sunday once we get home tomorrow 😮💨
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
We’re still taking the girls on Sunday once we get home tomorrow 😮💨
Bro it’s been out for 2 days 😭
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Bro it’s been out for 2 days 😭
Arcade Fire 😢 I saw one of their concerts in 2015 and it was one of the best ones I’ve ever gone too, too bad dude fucking sucks
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Arcade Fire 😢 I saw one of their concerts in 2015 and it was one of the best ones I’ve ever gone too, too bad dude fucking sucks
yeah it's funny to try and explain to the love of your life, "yea my ideal self would probably be on My 600-Lb Life IRL" lmao.
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
yeah it's funny to try and explain to the love of your life, "yea my ideal self would probably be on My 600-Lb Life IRL" lmao.
😭
Out of context trying to explain it to someone who’s not into it is really funny
Out of context trying to explain it to someone who’s not into it is really funny
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
😭
Out of context trying to explain it to someone who’s not into it is really funny
Out of context trying to explain it to someone who’s not into it is really funny
“Like imagine going on the Internet every day and seeing this”
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“Like imagine going on the Internet every day and seeing this”
Me when I put on my boxers that were in the oven at 350° Fahrenheit
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Me when I put on my boxers that were in the oven at 350° Fahrenheit
Oh yeah IRL this would be awful!
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Oh yeah IRL this would be awful!
I love stuff that’s slightly tinged with like “this could totally be real.” 👀
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I love stuff that’s slightly tinged with like “this could totally be real.” 👀
There’s an end credit scene where she smooches a baseball player raccoon on the cheek and he does this??
a cartoon character with heart shaped eyes is smiling .
ALT: a cartoon character with heart shaped eyes is smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
There’s an end credit scene where she smooches a baseball player raccoon on the cheek and he does this??
LMFAO that’s accurate.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
LMFAO that’s accurate.
