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October 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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The Dem leadership see the Washington Generals as a role model. The Republicans seem to favor Stalin as the ideal.
July 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The Dem leadership see the Washington Generals as a role model. The Republicans seem to favor Stalin as the ideal.
The Scotus six do not give a hoot what the Constitution says. They could not care less
June 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Scotus six do not give a hoot what the Constitution says. They could not care less
Kermit’s Hermits
Muppet a band:
The Rowlfing Stones
The Rowlfing Stones
Muppet a band:
The Big Yard Birds
The Big Yard Birds
May 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Kermit’s Hermits
I know JD is focused on alienating Europeans and Catholics and he is kicking ass at that BUT WHAT IF they sent him to China with no leash. I mean we could have a hot global conflict before lunch. He’ll survive and write a memoir called Mascara and Mushroom Clouds
May 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I know JD is focused on alienating Europeans and Catholics and he is kicking ass at that BUT WHAT IF they sent him to China with no leash. I mean we could have a hot global conflict before lunch. He’ll survive and write a memoir called Mascara and Mushroom Clouds
If I owned Pepsi I would pay JD Vance to do Coke commercials
May 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If I owned Pepsi I would pay JD Vance to do Coke commercials
Lord of the Rigs
Remove a letter, ruin a movie
Sped
Sped
Remove a letter, ruin a movie
White Men Can Jump
White Men Can Jump
May 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Lord of the Rigs
So America is at a place where the government is sending whoever it wants to concentration camps wherever it wants with de facto life sentences and that’s not close to biggest crisis Americans are facing from said government. The slippery slope is fucking slippery! That cliche finally seems apt
April 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
So America is at a place where the government is sending whoever it wants to concentration camps wherever it wants with de facto life sentences and that’s not close to biggest crisis Americans are facing from said government. The slippery slope is fucking slippery! That cliche finally seems apt
I, Samuel Alito, demand you respect the rules I disdain
April 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I, Samuel Alito, demand you respect the rules I disdain
Why do Starmer, Poilivierre and Schumer all pretend the US isn’t off the rails into outright fascism? Cowardice.
March 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Why do Starmer, Poilivierre and Schumer all pretend the US isn’t off the rails into outright fascism? Cowardice.
The American economy is under attack by the American government, the American government also under attack from itself. Self-selected damage from above. What comes next?
March 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The American economy is under attack by the American government, the American government also under attack from itself. Self-selected damage from above. What comes next?
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The Oscars acceptance speeches are proof that actors need writers
March 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Oscars acceptance speeches are proof that actors need writers
Why is CBC interviewing a historian who sees trump/zelenski as akin to Reagan/Gorbachev with both trump and Reagan as firm strong leaders standing up to bad behaviour. Just beyond terrible content. Full of lies and spin and no actual history as it applies to Trump. Thanks CBC news network!
March 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Why is CBC interviewing a historian who sees trump/zelenski as akin to Reagan/Gorbachev with both trump and Reagan as firm strong leaders standing up to bad behaviour. Just beyond terrible content. Full of lies and spin and no actual history as it applies to Trump. Thanks CBC news network!
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In 1939, Adolph Hitler and Joseph Stalin agreed to divide and loot Poland.
In 2025, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin agreed to divide and loot Ukraine.
In 2025, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin agreed to divide and loot Ukraine.
March 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
In 1939, Adolph Hitler and Joseph Stalin agreed to divide and loot Poland.
In 2025, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin agreed to divide and loot Ukraine.
In 2025, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin agreed to divide and loot Ukraine.
Democratic senator final words as they enter the death chamber: think how much worse things would be if I hadn’t (punched left, upheld normal order, had no spine etc)
February 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Democratic senator final words as they enter the death chamber: think how much worse things would be if I hadn’t (punched left, upheld normal order, had no spine etc)
Miners in the coal mine
Stop advocating for trans people by referring to us as canaries in the coal mine.
The whole point of the canary is that it's an acceptable sacrifice to protect the people who actually matter.
We are not a *warning sign*. We are real people. Our lives and rights matter in and of themselves.
The whole point of the canary is that it's an acceptable sacrifice to protect the people who actually matter.
We are not a *warning sign*. We are real people. Our lives and rights matter in and of themselves.
February 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Miners in the coal mine
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Many of us have had no political representation since that godforsaken referendum.
We did all we could to kick out the Tories and our tactical voting gave Labour a big win.
Ignoring us is bad for Labour and bad for the country.
Our votes matter too and it’s beyond time politicians acknowledged that.
We did all we could to kick out the Tories and our tactical voting gave Labour a big win.
Ignoring us is bad for Labour and bad for the country.
Our votes matter too and it’s beyond time politicians acknowledged that.
February 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Many of us have had no political representation since that godforsaken referendum.
We did all we could to kick out the Tories and our tactical voting gave Labour a big win.
Ignoring us is bad for Labour and bad for the country.
Our votes matter too and it’s beyond time politicians acknowledged that.
We did all we could to kick out the Tories and our tactical voting gave Labour a big win.
Ignoring us is bad for Labour and bad for the country.
Our votes matter too and it’s beyond time politicians acknowledged that.
Democrats: moving right, punching left for ever and ever amen
February 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Democrats: moving right, punching left for ever and ever amen
Trump pretty clearly believes allies are suckers (Israel and Egypt excepted) soft power is worthless and fear and extortion are all that counts. The US’s image in the world has gone over the cliff and he’s not gonna pull the parachute cord. May you live in interesting times, America
January 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Trump pretty clearly believes allies are suckers (Israel and Egypt excepted) soft power is worthless and fear and extortion are all that counts. The US’s image in the world has gone over the cliff and he’s not gonna pull the parachute cord. May you live in interesting times, America
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Elon Musk: “Only AfD can save Germany, end of story."
Also Elon Musk:
Also Elon Musk:
January 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Elon Musk: “Only AfD can save Germany, end of story."
Also Elon Musk:
Also Elon Musk:
I saw Blue Velvet in a theatre in lower Manhattan when it first came out. Two guys in front of me snuck in a dozen PBR’s and cheered on Dennis Hopper throughout the film(clearly not their first viewing). “Hit her!!” “Fuck her up Frank” A
Lynchian experience, oof. RIP
Lynchian experience, oof. RIP
January 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I saw Blue Velvet in a theatre in lower Manhattan when it first came out. Two guys in front of me snuck in a dozen PBR’s and cheered on Dennis Hopper throughout the film(clearly not their first viewing). “Hit her!!” “Fuck her up Frank” A
Lynchian experience, oof. RIP
Lynchian experience, oof. RIP
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Change in Headline
October 11, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Change in Headline
Debate suggestion for Walz: you know Tim I had a kid like you used to grab women’s breats and then shout she was throwing themselves at him tits first. One of my female senior officers suggests a guy like that could only be happy with a woman who’s not white so he could feel superior. U agree?
September 28, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Debate suggestion for Walz: you know Tim I had a kid like you used to grab women’s breats and then shout she was throwing themselves at him tits first. One of my female senior officers suggests a guy like that could only be happy with a woman who’s not white so he could feel superior. U agree?
CBS says they don’t care if a VP candidate uses their platform to lie his ass off in the debate, meaning
Vance can. So instead of correcting Vance’s lies Walz should turn it on the moderators if he can. “ you’re gonna nod along to that bs? Why are you even here?”
Vance can. So instead of correcting Vance’s lies Walz should turn it on the moderators if he can. “ you’re gonna nod along to that bs? Why are you even here?”
September 28, 2024 at 10:53 PM
CBS says they don’t care if a VP candidate uses their platform to lie his ass off in the debate, meaning
Vance can. So instead of correcting Vance’s lies Walz should turn it on the moderators if he can. “ you’re gonna nod along to that bs? Why are you even here?”
Vance can. So instead of correcting Vance’s lies Walz should turn it on the moderators if he can. “ you’re gonna nod along to that bs? Why are you even here?”
Trump couldn’t look her in the eyes once. Maybe a hundred challenges in 90 minutes? Look at me coward, and the coward did not
September 11, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Trump couldn’t look her in the eyes once. Maybe a hundred challenges in 90 minutes? Look at me coward, and the coward did not