blitzødeathpose
@blitzodeathpose.bsky.social
hellaverse idiot, hot dog eater, used to write fanfiction, now just hangs and yells.
33, trans lady, she/her
pfp and banner by strabby
33, trans lady, she/her
pfp and banner by strabby
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November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Traditional Headcanons: what if there's something much darker at play and Stolas and Blitz are really going to destroy each other and it'll be tragic and romantic and sad and so aaa
My Headcanons: Stolas drinks Mr. Pibb
My Headcanons: Stolas drinks Mr. Pibb
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Traditional Headcanons: what if there's something much darker at play and Stolas and Blitz are really going to destroy each other and it'll be tragic and romantic and sad and so aaa
My Headcanons: Stolas drinks Mr. Pibb
My Headcanons: Stolas drinks Mr. Pibb
I don't know if I'll ever write any more fics but I miss the boys, y'all. I miss my stupid terrible boys.
Stolas: everything go alright? You were out for a while.
Blitz, plopping the takeout on the coffee table: yeah some weird rally downtown. The TV guy, fuckin, he declared war on heaven or something. They were out of Mr. Pibb so I grabbed one from a gas station.
S: you're sweet, dear wait what hap
Blitz, plopping the takeout on the coffee table: yeah some weird rally downtown. The TV guy, fuckin, he declared war on heaven or something. They were out of Mr. Pibb so I grabbed one from a gas station.
S: you're sweet, dear wait what hap
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I don't know if I'll ever write any more fics but I miss the boys, y'all. I miss my stupid terrible boys.
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HAPPY NO NUT NOVEMBER GUESS WHICH THOT IS SOAKING WET AND APPROVED FOR BOTTOM SURGERY?
MEEEEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEEE
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
HAPPY NO NUT NOVEMBER GUESS WHICH THOT IS SOAKING WET AND APPROVED FOR BOTTOM SURGERY?
MEEEEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Blitz: Fuck marry kill—the TV man, the red guy, or Lucifer
Stolas: Kill them all and then we fuck
Blitz: Ok not actually an option, but you know what, solid choice
Stolas: Kill them all and then we fuck
Blitz: Ok not actually an option, but you know what, solid choice
Stolas, watching the news horrified: “how could anyone disrespect Lucifer, the King of Hell? this is a travesty, the sheer disrespect —“
Blitzø, gnawing on a block of cheese beside him: “yeah, okay, but do you think he’s fucking the tv guy or the deer on the down low?”
Stolas: “…I have theories—“
Blitzø, gnawing on a block of cheese beside him: “yeah, okay, but do you think he’s fucking the tv guy or the deer on the down low?”
Stolas: “…I have theories—“
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Blitz: Fuck marry kill—the TV man, the red guy, or Lucifer
Stolas: Kill them all and then we fuck
Blitz: Ok not actually an option, but you know what, solid choice
Stolas: Kill them all and then we fuck
Blitz: Ok not actually an option, but you know what, solid choice
Stolas: everything go alright? You were out for a while.
Blitz, plopping the takeout on the coffee table: yeah some weird rally downtown. The TV guy, fuckin, he declared war on heaven or something. They were out of Mr. Pibb so I grabbed one from a gas station.
S: you're sweet, dear wait what hap
Blitz, plopping the takeout on the coffee table: yeah some weird rally downtown. The TV guy, fuckin, he declared war on heaven or something. They were out of Mr. Pibb so I grabbed one from a gas station.
S: you're sweet, dear wait what hap
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Stolas: everything go alright? You were out for a while.
Blitz, plopping the takeout on the coffee table: yeah some weird rally downtown. The TV guy, fuckin, he declared war on heaven or something. They were out of Mr. Pibb so I grabbed one from a gas station.
S: you're sweet, dear wait what hap
Blitz, plopping the takeout on the coffee table: yeah some weird rally downtown. The TV guy, fuckin, he declared war on heaven or something. They were out of Mr. Pibb so I grabbed one from a gas station.
S: you're sweet, dear wait what hap
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Stolas, watching the news horrified: “how could anyone disrespect Lucifer, the King of Hell? this is a travesty, the sheer disrespect —“
Blitzø, gnawing on a block of cheese beside him: “yeah, okay, but do you think he’s fucking the tv guy or the deer on the down low?”
Stolas: “…I have theories—“
Blitzø, gnawing on a block of cheese beside him: “yeah, okay, but do you think he’s fucking the tv guy or the deer on the down low?”
Stolas: “…I have theories—“
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Stolas, watching the news horrified: “how could anyone disrespect Lucifer, the King of Hell? this is a travesty, the sheer disrespect —“
Blitzø, gnawing on a block of cheese beside him: “yeah, okay, but do you think he’s fucking the tv guy or the deer on the down low?”
Stolas: “…I have theories—“
Blitzø, gnawing on a block of cheese beside him: “yeah, okay, but do you think he’s fucking the tv guy or the deer on the down low?”
Stolas: “…I have theories—“
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Charlie: VOX JUST DECLARED WAR ON HEAVEN SHIT FUCK WE’RE AT WAR
Meanwhile in Imp City
Blitz: Hey buddy can you try maybe putting your dishes in the sink?
Stolas: Put them in the sink? Don’t they just…put themselves there?
Meanwhile in Imp City
Blitz: Hey buddy can you try maybe putting your dishes in the sink?
Stolas: Put them in the sink? Don’t they just…put themselves there?
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Charlie: VOX JUST DECLARED WAR ON HEAVEN SHIT FUCK WE’RE AT WAR
Meanwhile in Imp City
Blitz: Hey buddy can you try maybe putting your dishes in the sink?
Stolas: Put them in the sink? Don’t they just…put themselves there?
Meanwhile in Imp City
Blitz: Hey buddy can you try maybe putting your dishes in the sink?
Stolas: Put them in the sink? Don’t they just…put themselves there?
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Only 65 stores are striking but it wouldn't hurt to boycott the rest as well.
But above all, DO NOT CROSS A PICKET LINE
But above all, DO NOT CROSS A PICKET LINE
More than 1,000 Starbucks workers strike at 65 stores on Red Cup Day
There is no date set for the strike to end, and more stores are prepared to join if Starbucks doesn’t reach a contract agreement with the union, organizers said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Only 65 stores are striking but it wouldn't hurt to boycott the rest as well.
But above all, DO NOT CROSS A PICKET LINE
But above all, DO NOT CROSS A PICKET LINE
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We have to be open to the possibility that Vox might have hypnotized Angel into working for Val in the first place because woof, that's been running thru my head all day.
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
We have to be open to the possibility that Vox might have hypnotized Angel into working for Val in the first place because woof, that's been running thru my head all day.
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Happy Trans awareness week! Its not a super great time to be trans right now, especially in the UK, but that isn't stopping me from perusing my voice acting dreams, making art and continuing my resistance of existing openly and proudly! Support Trans Creators! #voiceacting 🏳️⚧️
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Happy Trans awareness week! Its not a super great time to be trans right now, especially in the UK, but that isn't stopping me from perusing my voice acting dreams, making art and continuing my resistance of existing openly and proudly! Support Trans Creators! #voiceacting 🏳️⚧️
Val and Velvette to Vox in episode 8 prediction
a man in a purple shirt is standing in a field with two other men .
ALT: a man in a purple shirt is standing in a field with two other men .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Val and Velvette to Vox in episode 8 prediction
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Been holding onto these for a while since wasn't able to post in time for halloween but with yesterday and how Angel coded I am when it comes to certain relationships it was the right time to post it
The scent fades but the scars remain...
An absolutely GORGEOUS peice comm'd from @misspanica.bsky.social with the originals below thank you so much for doing this 💜✨
Based very fucking heavily on Little Red Riding Hooded Mercenary from Lobotomy Corporation/Library Of Ruina/Project Moon in general
An absolutely GORGEOUS peice comm'd from @misspanica.bsky.social with the originals below thank you so much for doing this 💜✨
Based very fucking heavily on Little Red Riding Hooded Mercenary from Lobotomy Corporation/Library Of Ruina/Project Moon in general
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Been holding onto these for a while since wasn't able to post in time for halloween but with yesterday and how Angel coded I am when it comes to certain relationships it was the right time to post it
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Charlie: "Ppl compared me to Hitler! YOU'RE Hitler!!"
Vox: "How dare you, my parents died in the holocaust"
Charlie: "Oh- im sor"
Vox: "Hahaha!!! Just kidding! They were there though 😂"
Vox: "How dare you, my parents died in the holocaust"
Charlie: "Oh- im sor"
Vox: "Hahaha!!! Just kidding! They were there though 😂"
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Charlie: "Ppl compared me to Hitler! YOU'RE Hitler!!"
Vox: "How dare you, my parents died in the holocaust"
Charlie: "Oh- im sor"
Vox: "Hahaha!!! Just kidding! They were there though 😂"
Vox: "How dare you, my parents died in the holocaust"
Charlie: "Oh- im sor"
Vox: "Hahaha!!! Just kidding! They were there though 😂"
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seems like a necessary post
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
seems like a necessary post
"I'm from fuckin Florida" is unfortunately for everyone my new vocal stim
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"I'm from fuckin Florida" is unfortunately for everyone my new vocal stim
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Starbucks is on STRIKE!!!
Never cross a picket line.
Never cross a picket line.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Starbucks is on STRIKE!!!
Never cross a picket line.
Never cross a picket line.
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November 9, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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He was literally the perfect boyfriend in sinsmas #helluvaboss
January 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
He was literally the perfect boyfriend in sinsmas #helluvaboss
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😏
Viv thank you for making Vox terrible I hope you give him a gun
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
😏
YEAH
Charlie and Vaggie tonight, and next night, and the next one after that, and probably the one after that.
#chaggie #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #hazbinhotelseason2
#chaggie #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #hazbinhotelseason2
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
YEAH
Zach Hadel please keep being in viv's shows
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Zach Hadel please keep being in viv's shows
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November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM