S: goodnight love

B: night birdy

(Sleepy makeouts)
________
(Four A.M.)

S:.....why did the guy explode

B: (violent snoring)

Three hours later, both naked and on the verge of sleep on the couch

B, half awake: one time I was behind the princess at this coffee shop?

S: mm

B: yeah she was (yawn) doing that pay it forward shit where she paid for my coffee

S: what about the one behind you

B: he exploded so I didn't pay

Blitz washing dishes: you ever hang out with any of those overlord dicks?

Stolas putting them away: Occasionally one would show up at a soiree or higher up goetia summit. Overbearing. Blowhards.

B: hm.

B: you ever fuck around with one

S: have you?

B:...saw that cactus guy on hell Grindr.

B: hand me the hot sauce, yeah we're at war now? not sure what all that's gonna do. I think groceries get pricier now

S: these things don't last long. every major faction in hell has declared war on heaven. another napkin please

B: I'll just lick it off

S: I'll give you more to lick later on

Give Vox A Gun 2025

(shaking my head furiously) no no no no no no no no no