Marc Johnson
@blogguero.bsky.social
#NAFO operative. Smoked pork enthusiast. (Standard disclaimers apply.) Слава Украïнi! 🇺🇦 Status: Packing for the Crimea Beach Party. Former CIA officer.
I forced an AI to read the new National Security Strategy memo and asked it to make me a picture that conveyed the document's overall message and tone
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I forced an AI to read the new National Security Strategy memo and asked it to make me a picture that conveyed the document's overall message and tone
these people are such clowns
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
these people are such clowns
spoiler alert: this is where the press conference announcing the invasion of Venezuela will take place next week
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
spoiler alert: this is where the press conference announcing the invasion of Venezuela will take place next week
If you say something loudly and often enough it becomes “true” chapter eleventy billion
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you say something loudly and often enough it becomes “true” chapter eleventy billion
...in which Lil Marco sheds his last tiny (get it?) shred of dignity to shill for the Dear Leader.
How embarrassing.
RIP Irony
How embarrassing.
RIP Irony
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
...in which Lil Marco sheds his last tiny (get it?) shred of dignity to shill for the Dear Leader.
How embarrassing.
RIP Irony
How embarrassing.
RIP Irony
lots of previous heads of agencies have put on jackets etc for photo ops, but with this administration it just hits differently. Ka$h, Homeland Barbie, et al seem to be full-time LARPers
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
lots of previous heads of agencies have put on jackets etc for photo ops, but with this administration it just hits differently. Ka$h, Homeland Barbie, et al seem to be full-time LARPers
Definitely nothing sketchy about people who don’t like things they say written down
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Definitely nothing sketchy about people who don’t like things they say written down
advising Russian policy makers is the job of Russian diplomats, not someone that is supposed to represent the US Government ffs
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
advising Russian policy makers is the job of Russian diplomats, not someone that is supposed to represent the US Government ffs
I asked an AI to make a metaphorical image of this administration. Here’s what it gave me:
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I asked an AI to make a metaphorical image of this administration. Here’s what it gave me:
The metaphysically perfect visual metaphor doesn't exis....
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The metaphysically perfect visual metaphor doesn't exis....
I’m old enough to remember when the US government was run by adults
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’m old enough to remember when the US government was run by adults
They will keep blasting away at norms and rules until there are none that remain unbroken. What will stop them? So far, nothing…
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They will keep blasting away at norms and rules until there are none that remain unbroken. What will stop them? So far, nothing…
In case you're wondering, my new profile banner is an AI image of Mar-a-Lago burning down, in the style of a Rennaissance painting. Here's the original. Non, je ne regrette rien. 😏
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
In case you're wondering, my new profile banner is an AI image of Mar-a-Lago burning down, in the style of a Rennaissance painting. Here's the original. Non, je ne regrette rien. 😏
Me, every time I post on Bluesky:
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Me, every time I post on Bluesky:
BBC answering the question that literally nobody was asking
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
BBC answering the question that literally nobody was asking
I've finally figured this administration out.
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I've finally figured this administration out.
Here’s a little Pacific Northwest autumn 🍂 timeline cleanser for you:
October 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Here’s a little Pacific Northwest autumn 🍂 timeline cleanser for you:
Wife [to dog]: What did you just eat off the ground?
Dog: ...
Me: You'll never know.
Dog: ...
This is a conversation that takes place about once a week in our house.
Dog: ...
Me: You'll never know.
Dog: ...
This is a conversation that takes place about once a week in our house.
October 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Wife [to dog]: What did you just eat off the ground?
Dog: ...
Me: You'll never know.
Dog: ...
This is a conversation that takes place about once a week in our house.
Dog: ...
Me: You'll never know.
Dog: ...
This is a conversation that takes place about once a week in our house.
Reagan was in favor of free trade, actually
October 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Reagan was in favor of free trade, actually
I went for a walk today and met this dog named Beatrice ☺️
October 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I went for a walk today and met this dog named Beatrice ☺️
🎵 🎶 "Every picture tells a story, don't it?" 🎶🎵
October 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
🎵 🎶 "Every picture tells a story, don't it?" 🎶🎵
Just leaving this here (from the cofounder of Anthropic)
October 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Just leaving this here (from the cofounder of Anthropic)
Ah yes, who doesn’t love a good disquisition on Rurik of Novgorod, those Varangians were such jokers
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Ah yes, who doesn’t love a good disquisition on Rurik of Novgorod, those Varangians were such jokers
Somewhere, Dana Rohrabacher smiled:
October 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Somewhere, Dana Rohrabacher smiled: