Bloom
@bloomepu.bsky.social
They/she
Autistic, lesbian, rapidly approaching my late twenties
Autistic, lesbian, rapidly approaching my late twenties
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Ever see a girl who's totally #boneriffic and fly into a fapping frenzy?
August 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Ever see a girl who's totally #boneriffic and fly into a fapping frenzy?
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Do you ever read a book where every time you open it you think "let's see what god's angstiest prince is up to today" or is it just me who keeps reading books about whiny dudes
October 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Do you ever read a book where every time you open it you think "let's see what god's angstiest prince is up to today" or is it just me who keeps reading books about whiny dudes
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when life throws tomatoes at you, make marinara
September 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when life throws tomatoes at you, make marinara
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September 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Gender is a prison and I got let out early for good behaviour
July 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Gender is a prison and I got let out early for good behaviour
Literally the happiest creature on god's green earth
July 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Literally the happiest creature on god's green earth
Doodled some ideas for a horrible terrible Tour de France combined jersey
July 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Doodled some ideas for a horrible terrible Tour de France combined jersey
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get squegged on bitch
July 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
get squegged on bitch
I don't think I can be trusted with acrylic markers, these are too fun to use
June 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I don't think I can be trusted with acrylic markers, these are too fun to use
Local bastard dreams about murder and gets his little nosey booped
May 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Local bastard dreams about murder and gets his little nosey booped
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I think video games should be onerously expensive like cigarettes and they should have big scary pictures of what gaming does to gamers on the box. And it should be embarrassing to buy them
May 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I think video games should be onerously expensive like cigarettes and they should have big scary pictures of what gaming does to gamers on the box. And it should be embarrassing to buy them
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don't say i never done nothin for you
May 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
don't say i never done nothin for you
Digital monsters and also ditto
May 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Digital monsters and also ditto
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Would you look at that! A curious Blackcap just popped into your scroll!
📷 Mike Smith
📷 Mike Smith
May 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Would you look at that! A curious Blackcap just popped into your scroll!
📷 Mike Smith
📷 Mike Smith
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It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.
May 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.
Creating a beautiful piece of fusion food by dipping my soldiers in an onsen egg
May 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Creating a beautiful piece of fusion food by dipping my soldiers in an onsen egg
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The RFK Jr. version of health, where health creates health and healthy people don't get sick and the thing that keeps you healthy is /living the right way/ is very seductive to a lot of people. It also places the burden of illness back on the ill, which decreases the value of human life.
May 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The RFK Jr. version of health, where health creates health and healthy people don't get sick and the thing that keeps you healthy is /living the right way/ is very seductive to a lot of people. It also places the burden of illness back on the ill, which decreases the value of human life.
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HAN PEASANT: Lord Lu Bu is so fearsome! I fear he will steal my wife!
HAN MERCHANT: @KongQiu is this true?
KONG QIU: Many people believe that the Han, long united must divide. It's a complex issue and the reality is probably more nuanced than that.
HAN MERCHANT: @KongQiu is this true?
KONG QIU: Many people believe that the Han, long united must divide. It's a complex issue and the reality is probably more nuanced than that.
ROMAN CITIZEN #1: Gallinus is the mightiest charioteer in the circus. He will surely win the favor of Minerva
ROMAN CITIZEN #2: @Cato is this true?
CATO: Many people believe that Carthage must be destroyed. It’s a complex issue and the reality is probably more nuanced than that.
ROMAN CITIZEN #2: @Cato is this true?
CATO: Many people believe that Carthage must be destroyed. It’s a complex issue and the reality is probably more nuanced than that.
May 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
HAN PEASANT: Lord Lu Bu is so fearsome! I fear he will steal my wife!
HAN MERCHANT: @KongQiu is this true?
KONG QIU: Many people believe that the Han, long united must divide. It's a complex issue and the reality is probably more nuanced than that.
HAN MERCHANT: @KongQiu is this true?
KONG QIU: Many people believe that the Han, long united must divide. It's a complex issue and the reality is probably more nuanced than that.
If Hamilton came out in 2025, people would be going buck wild for the Hamilton/burr toxic yaoi send bleet
May 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
If Hamilton came out in 2025, people would be going buck wild for the Hamilton/burr toxic yaoi send bleet
I somehow ended up watching the signed version of this Eurovision semifinal on iPlayer and the sign language interpreter is clearly having the best time ever, I love them.
May 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I somehow ended up watching the signed version of this Eurovision semifinal on iPlayer and the sign language interpreter is clearly having the best time ever, I love them.
This man slept on my bed all night and snored and then woke me up at 3am demanding I scritch his neck
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This man slept on my bed all night and snored and then woke me up at 3am demanding I scritch his neck
What is this dumb baby creature doing
May 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What is this dumb baby creature doing