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David 🏳️‍🌈🦦🐈‍⬛🐧🎮🤠
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FirefighterBlu3 everywhere @[email protected] for mastodon. 🏳️‍🌈🌻 Security/Compliance@Indeed. USAF #veteran #mechanic #firerescue #digitalforensics #infosec #webdev #microelectronics #homeimprovement #trucks #linux #powertools
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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lil' flood #smol #cats
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
breathe the magic #cats
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
mrrrrh! daddy, I have toe beans! #smol #cats
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
this, is not a software engineer.

understand, vehemently, that you are lacking the majority of software engineer foundational skills.

tbh, I wouldn't even call this dev skills
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
your teammate after seeing the pull request you submitted #cats #software #dev
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
autumnal #cats
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
more autumnal luv #cats
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Thanksgiving peace #cats
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Shuri is getting much neater about eating and not getting crumbs everywhere. she used to paw them out of the bowl then eat 3/4 of each cracker and leave tons of crumbs #cats
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Roger was training for the TSA - Tuna Special Agent #cats
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
a dose of #smol #cats
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
cuddles! #cats
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
#cats hims peets!
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Tom was quite unaware a human was observing him #cats
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Dave's snack bowl was being emptied by another feline again... #cats
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
soooooo, doesn't this lead to a single payer universal healthcare, is that what he's proposing? uh-oh, isn't that an evil socialist thing?
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
lol
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
when you're arguing with a coworker saying the code is already ready and tested, and your manager sees the blank skeleton code you said was done #cats
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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