lower peninsula is the hand that grabs the entire upper peninsula and starts swinging it at mother fuckers

really wanted to find a Michigan-shaped sword but all google served me were cutting boards

so like what happens when they turn Michigan into a sword? Do the lakes fill in the gap where Michigan was? Do they use both peninsulas? All these questions and more will be answered on the next episode of DRAGON BALL ZEEEEEEEE

sweet, 11:23 am? I'll die in my sleep during that bit

I have not kept up with chainsaw man after the first season finished. What's happening?

The only reason I know they can't read my mind is because they keep sending me gambling ads

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I have been reading a lot of books about the Pacific War in WWII. Dry reading most of the time. You have to see the human side of the war, too. A lot of bad shit happened to people.

A well-timed "ruh roh" is comedy gold

I wrote this and then went back to bed for another hour

get some rest king