Michigan Sea Monster
@blueblork.bsky.social
2.5 on a good day, and does not even have the personality to make up for it. Not a short king, but a short jester. Slightly kinky NSFW accountant.
Riding the stationary bike while shiny hunting has become my new nightly ritual. I would like to see one (1) results please.
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Riding the stationary bike while shiny hunting has become my new nightly ritual. I would like to see one (1) results please.
Was feeling a type of way and needed a shower. I need a nice man to come help.
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Was feeling a type of way and needed a shower. I need a nice man to come help.
Dildo in naked stationary bike, for when you are horny but still need to get a workout in.
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Dildo in naked stationary bike, for when you are horny but still need to get a workout in.
I have seen a lot of Poketubers mention the apple Dedenne and Emolga by the Magenta Pokemon Center, but never the apple monkeys and Buneary at the tree by Hotel Z.
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I have seen a lot of Poketubers mention the apple Dedenne and Emolga by the Magenta Pokemon Center, but never the apple monkeys and Buneary at the tree by Hotel Z.
I dont know boys, I am starting to think the only things that can shine in Lysandre Labs are Noivern and Houndoom
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I dont know boys, I am starting to think the only things that can shine in Lysandre Labs are Noivern and Houndoom
Post holiday decompression. There is room for another.
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Post holiday decompression. There is room for another.
As it is Thanksgiving, bottoms are obligated to do a "it is Thanksgiving and the turkey is not the only thing that needs stuffing" post. I don't make the rules.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
As it is Thanksgiving, bottoms are obligated to do a "it is Thanksgiving and the turkey is not the only thing that needs stuffing" post. I don't make the rules.
Thanksgiving morning and motivation is at a -4.
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Thanksgiving morning and motivation is at a -4.
I have so many things i should be doing today, but nothing I want to be doing.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I have so many things i should be doing today, but nothing I want to be doing.
I have not worn this for a minute but saw several other men in singlets today and figured I would join in.
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I have not worn this for a minute but saw several other men in singlets today and figured I would join in.
I was hunting the shiny static alpha Pikachu and Zone 6 gave me this big golden pillow instead. Mega Shalpha count: 7
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I was hunting the shiny static alpha Pikachu and Zone 6 gave me this big golden pillow instead. Mega Shalpha count: 7
How to fight the Sunday scaries: replace the toy and spend all day flooding these guts.
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
How to fight the Sunday scaries: replace the toy and spend all day flooding these guts.
I phased a few times looking for my Drampa.
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I phased a few times looking for my Drampa.
Some hole, for those of you for whom it is already Friday.
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Some hole, for those of you for whom it is already Friday.
It has been a long day, so now it is time to sit back and unwind.
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It has been a long day, so now it is time to sit back and unwind.
This game thinks it is funny.
(Two of these are alphas)
(Two of these are alphas)
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This game thinks it is funny.
(Two of these are alphas)
(Two of these are alphas)
I know I have lots of work to go, but I think my legs are starting to look pretty okay.
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I know I have lots of work to go, but I think my legs are starting to look pretty okay.
The snow has come to SE Michigan, so it is time to pack it in and snuggle up for the winter.
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The snow has come to SE Michigan, so it is time to pack it in and snuggle up for the winter.
One sparkly broom surfer obtained.
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
One sparkly broom surfer obtained.