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It's FOOTBALL not soccer!
Sleepy enough to love Sci Fi TV shows, research into Space Travel, Science, Astrophysics, Semiconductors, Power Tools, DIY Car & Home Repairs!
It's FOOTBALL not soccer!
I never knew one could get so angry at a football match..
That you won!
That you won!
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I never knew one could get so angry at a football match..
That you won!
That you won!
EASY EASY EASY
Pass the defibirilator please!
Pass the defibirilator please!
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
EASY EASY EASY
Pass the defibirilator please!
Pass the defibirilator please!
What an utterly ridiculous game.
100 Goals for Haaland, 2 for Phil,
People complaining about Doku giving ball away when he was the only one not doing sideways/ backwards.
Gonzales having balls of steel
And then City doing their version of "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"
100 Goals for Haaland, 2 for Phil,
People complaining about Doku giving ball away when he was the only one not doing sideways/ backwards.
Gonzales having balls of steel
And then City doing their version of "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What an utterly ridiculous game.
100 Goals for Haaland, 2 for Phil,
People complaining about Doku giving ball away when he was the only one not doing sideways/ backwards.
Gonzales having balls of steel
And then City doing their version of "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"
100 Goals for Haaland, 2 for Phil,
People complaining about Doku giving ball away when he was the only one not doing sideways/ backwards.
Gonzales having balls of steel
And then City doing their version of "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"
Half time talk.. "Gvardiol out, Khusanov in"
That's all!
That's all!
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Half time talk.. "Gvardiol out, Khusanov in"
That's all!
That's all!
Have we even considered the team play better with Trafford in goal??
Instead he still gets shit over not being too good over 1 play that wasn't even his own fault.
Instead he still gets shit over not being too good over 1 play that wasn't even his own fault.
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Have we even considered the team play better with Trafford in goal??
Instead he still gets shit over not being too good over 1 play that wasn't even his own fault.
Instead he still gets shit over not being too good over 1 play that wasn't even his own fault.
They don't have to be that awesome.
If they match us for the rest of the season they win the title.
Problem is.. a lot of our problems were supposed to have been fixed (defensive mistakes, weak pressing, non-dominant midfield, goal scoring wingers).
We're basically back at the same problem as b4.
If they match us for the rest of the season they win the title.
Problem is.. a lot of our problems were supposed to have been fixed (defensive mistakes, weak pressing, non-dominant midfield, goal scoring wingers).
We're basically back at the same problem as b4.
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
They don't have to be that awesome.
If they match us for the rest of the season they win the title.
Problem is.. a lot of our problems were supposed to have been fixed (defensive mistakes, weak pressing, non-dominant midfield, goal scoring wingers).
We're basically back at the same problem as b4.
If they match us for the rest of the season they win the title.
Problem is.. a lot of our problems were supposed to have been fixed (defensive mistakes, weak pressing, non-dominant midfield, goal scoring wingers).
We're basically back at the same problem as b4.
I said this last season..
"we have no midfield, we have no press and our defense keeps making mistakes."
Total Deja Vu game from last season except we somehow got 3 points.
"we have no midfield, we have no press and our defense keeps making mistakes."
Total Deja Vu game from last season except we somehow got 3 points.
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I said this last season..
"we have no midfield, we have no press and our defense keeps making mistakes."
Total Deja Vu game from last season except we somehow got 3 points.
"we have no midfield, we have no press and our defense keeps making mistakes."
Total Deja Vu game from last season except we somehow got 3 points.
😱
Well Doku does a lot more than goals so I'm willing to almost not include him on the list but the other 2 are shocking.
Positively shocking!
What's even worse is you can put Foden/ Bernardo/ Grealish on the list and I doubt it flatters beyond Foden's purple patch in his POTY season.
Well Doku does a lot more than goals so I'm willing to almost not include him on the list but the other 2 are shocking.
Positively shocking!
What's even worse is you can put Foden/ Bernardo/ Grealish on the list and I doubt it flatters beyond Foden's purple patch in his POTY season.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
😱
Well Doku does a lot more than goals so I'm willing to almost not include him on the list but the other 2 are shocking.
Positively shocking!
What's even worse is you can put Foden/ Bernardo/ Grealish on the list and I doubt it flatters beyond Foden's purple patch in his POTY season.
Well Doku does a lot more than goals so I'm willing to almost not include him on the list but the other 2 are shocking.
Positively shocking!
What's even worse is you can put Foden/ Bernardo/ Grealish on the list and I doubt it flatters beyond Foden's purple patch in his POTY season.
We got a purple patch!
Just like Chelsea got it in that 4-4 game vs us.
Just like Chelsea got it in that 4-4 game vs us.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
We got a purple patch!
Just like Chelsea got it in that 4-4 game vs us.
Just like Chelsea got it in that 4-4 game vs us.
Sterling had 3 careers with us.
2015-17 The kid
2017-2020 Raheem Sterling
2020-2022 Post Lyon miss
That miss ruined his career and I firmly believe it's all in his head. He was never the same player after that miss even though Pep showed faith and shoe horned him in the 21 CL final (GRRRRRRRROWLS)
2015-17 The kid
2017-2020 Raheem Sterling
2020-2022 Post Lyon miss
That miss ruined his career and I firmly believe it's all in his head. He was never the same player after that miss even though Pep showed faith and shoe horned him in the 21 CL final (GRRRRRRRROWLS)
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sterling had 3 careers with us.
2015-17 The kid
2017-2020 Raheem Sterling
2020-2022 Post Lyon miss
That miss ruined his career and I firmly believe it's all in his head. He was never the same player after that miss even though Pep showed faith and shoe horned him in the 21 CL final (GRRRRRRRROWLS)
2015-17 The kid
2017-2020 Raheem Sterling
2020-2022 Post Lyon miss
That miss ruined his career and I firmly believe it's all in his head. He was never the same player after that miss even though Pep showed faith and shoe horned him in the 21 CL final (GRRRRRRRROWLS)
Yeah I was like I don't get it!
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Yeah I was like I don't get it!
Online garbage:
"Hey I know the solution.. lets sack Pep and get Mourinho in.. he'd know how to setup a counter attacking system that'd suit Haaland and Marmoush."
/sarcasm
Yeah it's better not to say anything on days like today.. just shake your head and go on. Maybe grab a tea!
"Hey I know the solution.. lets sack Pep and get Mourinho in.. he'd know how to setup a counter attacking system that'd suit Haaland and Marmoush."
/sarcasm
Yeah it's better not to say anything on days like today.. just shake your head and go on. Maybe grab a tea!
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Online garbage:
"Hey I know the solution.. lets sack Pep and get Mourinho in.. he'd know how to setup a counter attacking system that'd suit Haaland and Marmoush."
/sarcasm
Yeah it's better not to say anything on days like today.. just shake your head and go on. Maybe grab a tea!
"Hey I know the solution.. lets sack Pep and get Mourinho in.. he'd know how to setup a counter attacking system that'd suit Haaland and Marmoush."
/sarcasm
Yeah it's better not to say anything on days like today.. just shake your head and go on. Maybe grab a tea!
Absolutely beautiful goal that.. but for the wrong team!
Should have blocked the cross!
Should have blocked the cross!
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Absolutely beautiful goal that.. but for the wrong team!
Should have blocked the cross!
Should have blocked the cross!
"Where is Marmoush?"
*Plays Marmoush*
"What the fuck is he playing Marmoush for?"
*Plays Marmoush*
"What the fuck is he playing Marmoush for?"
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Where is Marmoush?"
*Plays Marmoush*
"What the fuck is he playing Marmoush for?"
*Plays Marmoush*
"What the fuck is he playing Marmoush for?"
#1 thing we learned..
Phil Foden's corners and free kicks are becoming a problem.
Nunes and Nico O'Reilly can cross the ball better than him from range!
Midfielder yes, false 9 yes, #10 yes, winger yes, left back yes..
Dead ball specialist NO!
Needs to be taken off Free Kick/ Corner duty!
Phil Foden's corners and free kicks are becoming a problem.
Nunes and Nico O'Reilly can cross the ball better than him from range!
Midfielder yes, false 9 yes, #10 yes, winger yes, left back yes..
Dead ball specialist NO!
Needs to be taken off Free Kick/ Corner duty!
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
#1 thing we learned..
Phil Foden's corners and free kicks are becoming a problem.
Nunes and Nico O'Reilly can cross the ball better than him from range!
Midfielder yes, false 9 yes, #10 yes, winger yes, left back yes..
Dead ball specialist NO!
Needs to be taken off Free Kick/ Corner duty!
Phil Foden's corners and free kicks are becoming a problem.
Nunes and Nico O'Reilly can cross the ball better than him from range!
Midfielder yes, false 9 yes, #10 yes, winger yes, left back yes..
Dead ball specialist NO!
Needs to be taken off Free Kick/ Corner duty!
OMG
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Can't believe that.. what's that first goal in 5 years?
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Can't believe that.. what's that first goal in 5 years?
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
OMG
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Can't believe that.. what's that first goal in 5 years?
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Ruben scored a goal!
Can't believe that.. what's that first goal in 5 years?
City+ increased their prices last season.
Could see all games but not live!
Could see all games but not live!
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
City+ increased their prices last season.
Could see all games but not live!
Could see all games but not live!
I once boarded a Korean Air flight and as soon as it took off this woman started screaming and running up the aisle from the rear to the front. As the plane nosed up, she lost her balance and fell and hit her head and bled out.
Quite often it's not the actual thing but the fear of it that kills!
Quite often it's not the actual thing but the fear of it that kills!
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I once boarded a Korean Air flight and as soon as it took off this woman started screaming and running up the aisle from the rear to the front. As the plane nosed up, she lost her balance and fell and hit her head and bled out.
Quite often it's not the actual thing but the fear of it that kills!
Quite often it's not the actual thing but the fear of it that kills!
We have to be honest..
He did it to himself.. City wanted him to go to Giriona.
This is just like McAtee.. City had a plan but were overruled by the player himself and it didn't work out for them.
He did it to himself.. City wanted him to go to Giriona.
This is just like McAtee.. City had a plan but were overruled by the player himself and it didn't work out for them.
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
We have to be honest..
He did it to himself.. City wanted him to go to Giriona.
This is just like McAtee.. City had a plan but were overruled by the player himself and it didn't work out for them.
He did it to himself.. City wanted him to go to Giriona.
This is just like McAtee.. City had a plan but were overruled by the player himself and it didn't work out for them.
That's ass!
Something even old like this would be better:
JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY!
Something even old like this would be better:
JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY!
Jeremy
YouTube video by Pearl Jam - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
That's ass!
Something even old like this would be better:
JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY!
Something even old like this would be better:
JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY!