bluemandarin.bsky.social
@bluemandarin.bsky.social
Hi! I’m a fish!
I'm gradually canceling all thr streamers. Down to HBO and Netflix. I've rediscovered books, video games and going to bed early.
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Warren Zevon
Allison Moyet
Bryan Ferry
Fleetwood Mac
Sigur Ros
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Thank you for your service.
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If they'd just ignored it they'd look a lot less evil empirey.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yeah, but the house smelled like sewage so...
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Just two more weeks...
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
No Boston? Insane.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The least he could do was pay for her braces.
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Funny thing, bringing up child rape...
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
But who’s counting?...
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It’s just a historical fact, like your sex at birth going on your passport.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Thanks for saying something mildly critical after (checks notes) ten months.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Not to objectify Nuzzi*, but as a girl who likes girls I can say with non-male-gaze-driven conviction that she is not hot, conventionally or otherwise.

*She's doing a fine job of that already.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Good god, he's pathetic.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
What's harder to hack through, invasive bamboo or six paragraphs of a labored chiché?
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
So, by his math (for the technical people) is that purchasing since Biden power is down $1,800? And this is helpful how?
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
E. B. White was famously antifascist. None of these people read books.
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
They're all too busy to read to the very end.
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"Find someone who looks at you like Donnie looks at Bubba."
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Another great day for journalism.
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"The Dems created the hoax files, but they're only full of Dems names anyway." That's...what?
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
He's a great guy!
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Their coffee always tastes like it was brewed three days ago anyway and their scones suck.
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My partner ended up in the ER after this happened to him. It was painful and expensive. Find someone who will see you earlier if you can!
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
He shouldn't go off book when he can't even handle staying on book.
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM