Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM
@bluesmobile.bsky.social
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Chief Production Assistant to Mr. Liam NissanTM. Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis. Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
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A lot of people are saying that my 44-year nitrous oxide addiction and multiple marriages and divorces to Cheryl have left me no choice but to become a lowly Production Assistant to Mr. Liam NissanTM.

But they are only 99% right.

I truly hate Illinois Nazis as much as Liam NissanTM does.
bluesmobile.bsky.social
What the fuck dude?!

You’re in my shot.
bluesmobile.bsky.social
Democrat + Massive Stroke = Republikkkan
victinibcn.bsky.social
Fetterman was the only democrat senator to vote against putting checks on Trump’s ability to use deadly forces against cartels.
He was also one of the first senators to congratulate Trump for his “peace deal” with Israel and Hamas.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Senate Republicans vote against check on Trump using deadly force against cartels
First vote in Congress on military campaign that White House says has hit four vessels and killed at least 21 people
www.theguardian.com
bluesmobile.bsky.social
Lots and lots of spit on those donuts.

As for the cream filling, well …
bluesmobile.bsky.social
Did Kristi Meth Gnome say they arrested my girlfriend?
@peachiikimaf.bsky.social
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flapjackdandy.bsky.social
Republican voter is getting crushed under the boot heel of Republican policy. That's how it works. This is not a new thing.

Fun fact: Her children are already born, which means Mike Johnson and the GOP no longer give a shit about them.
bluesmobile.bsky.social
“Derp! I voted King Dementia Don Fitzputin, and now the leopards are eating my family’s faces!!!”
bluesmobile.bsky.social
Just wait until Liddle Johnson finds out the American woman is black.
bluesmobile.bsky.social
Very fresh ice cream.

Mixed with booze.

This is why you NEVER go drinking with @devincow.bsky.social
bluesmobile.bsky.social
Wash it down!

Breakfast with @espolontequila.bsky.social
bluesmobile.bsky.social
When you’re done watching The Blues Brothers on Netflix — next watch “Churchill at War.”

We are all Winston Churchill right now.

#NaziAmerica
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ritapeas1.bsky.social
Don't forget to pass out the Antifa handbooks!
bluesmobile.bsky.social
“Betelgeuse

Betelgeuse

Penis juice!”
bluesmobile.bsky.social
Don’t forget to save some room for avocado toast.