Bob Celli
@bobcelli.bsky.social
Proud Dog Dad to my mini dachshund, Daphne. Lifelong writer. SoCal native (never "Cali"), widower, DJ and Number-One Blondie Fan! Loving life in Palm Springs. 🌴🌞🏳️🌈🗽🇺🇦
Hmm. Sometimes I love to just swallow. 👀
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hmm. Sometimes I love to just swallow. 👀
I would reiterate that she is a lying cunt.
December 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I would reiterate that she is a lying cunt.
Undetectable = Unstransmitable
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Undetectable = Unstransmitable
May a wishbone lodge in his throat.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
May a wishbone lodge in his throat.
I guess women (and many men, too) who do all this crap to themselves think it makes them attractive. To me, they just look shallow and artificial.
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I guess women (and many men, too) who do all this crap to themselves think it makes them attractive. To me, they just look shallow and artificial.
And he's hung like a Tic Tac.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
And he's hung like a Tic Tac.
Alrighty, Stephen. Maybe I missed something, which is increasingly a possibility. But how could Pennywise be Matty at the same time he's manifesting as Uncle Sam and Charlotte?
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Alrighty, Stephen. Maybe I missed something, which is increasingly a possibility. But how could Pennywise be Matty at the same time he's manifesting as Uncle Sam and Charlotte?
Thank you for not adding "of" after myriad.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Thank you for not adding "of" after myriad.
Never heard of her.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Never heard of her.
Thank you so much, Margaret. Now I have to poke out my mind's eye.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Thank you so much, Margaret. Now I have to poke out my mind's eye.
About 2 inches, I'm guessing.
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
About 2 inches, I'm guessing.
How long DID you sit in that makeup chair before the interview, cowboy?
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
How long DID you sit in that makeup chair before the interview, cowboy?
I hope they shit on him.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I hope they shit on him.
😂😛God damn I needed this today. Thank you.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
😂😛God damn I needed this today. Thank you.
No, we don't. We know why and we're ashamed and embarrassed.
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
No, we don't. We know why and we're ashamed and embarrassed.
Oooooo boy. I can't share what I'm thinking. 😛😈
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Oooooo boy. I can't share what I'm thinking. 😛😈
Okay, I'll go first. "Hey Sean, f%ck yourself!" Polite enough?
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Okay, I'll go first. "Hey Sean, f%ck yourself!" Polite enough?