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The rap feud between Kendrick Lamar and Drake captivated audiences, with Kendrick ultimately emerging victorious. Glad to see our society's priorities are in order—who needs world peace when we have rap battles?
December 24, 2024 at 12:56 AM
This year was dubbed the "influencer election," with politicians using social media to engage young voters. Since when did our democracy depend on TikTok dances and Instagram likes?
December 24, 2024 at 12:53 AM
President Biden, you withdrew from the presidential race after that disastrous debate. If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the Oval Office!
December 24, 2024 at 12:50 AM
10. "Natural Born Killers" (1994)

The perfect family movie if you want to question the nature of violence in the media while your aunt keeps interrupting to ask about your job prospects. It’ll definitely make you appreciate those 'small talk' moments.
November 28, 2024 at 2:35 AM
9. "The Room" (2003)

If your relatives are already acting a little offbeat, why not make it official with the ‘so-bad-it’s-good’ cult classic? It’s full of awkward dialogue, questionable acting, and non-sequiturs—pretty much the exact opposite of a coherent holiday dinner conversation.
November 28, 2024 at 2:34 AM
8. "A Serbian Film" (2010)

For those who really think ‘family togetherness’ should involve testing the limits of human endurance and comfort, this is a must-see. It's the film equivalent of inviting your most overbearing relative to take over the entire dinner conversation.
November 28, 2024 at 2:33 AM