Bob Heller
@bobheller.bsky.social
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Look at this dickhead sitting on a #SEPTA train with his dickhead jacket and his dickhead hair with his dickhead ears and his dickhead head, claiming the aisle seat like he’s fucking royalty instead of making space for another rider.
Reply w/ pics of what you think this dickhead’s face looks like
Reply w/ pics of what you think this dickhead’s face looks like
October 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Look at this dickhead sitting on a #SEPTA train with his dickhead jacket and his dickhead hair with his dickhead ears and his dickhead head, claiming the aisle seat like he’s fucking royalty instead of making space for another rider.
Reply w/ pics of what you think this dickhead’s face looks like
Reply w/ pics of what you think this dickhead’s face looks like
A classic scene from the original Clash of the Titans, except instead of Harry Hamlin playing Perseus, it's a ham.
April 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
A classic scene from the original Clash of the Titans, except instead of Harry Hamlin playing Perseus, it's a ham.
April 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Roses are red
New friends are silver
Grimace is purple
Trent Dilfer
New friends are silver
Grimace is purple
Trent Dilfer
March 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Roses are red
New friends are silver
Grimace is purple
Trent Dilfer
New friends are silver
Grimace is purple
Trent Dilfer
The NFL is NOT crooked. Pat Maholmes is just really really good at making the referees look like clowns. NOT referees fault!!!!
February 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The NFL is NOT crooked. Pat Maholmes is just really really good at making the referees look like clowns. NOT referees fault!!!!
May 2025 be the year you eat boffo deez nuts!!!
January 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
May 2025 be the year you eat boffo deez nuts!!!
Thanks to me and Rule #6, the Burger King manager knows about the mom with extremely hairy arms.
December 10, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Thanks to me and Rule #6, the Burger King manager knows about the mom with extremely hairy arms.
Ronald B. Heller at your service.
December 8, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Ronald B. Heller at your service.
What the heck in the world, @andrewchamings.bsky.social?
You just authored my newest favorite skeet and YOU DESKEETED IT????
You just authored my newest favorite skeet and YOU DESKEETED IT????
December 4, 2024 at 4:29 AM
What the heck in the world, @andrewchamings.bsky.social?
You just authored my newest favorite skeet and YOU DESKEETED IT????
You just authored my newest favorite skeet and YOU DESKEETED IT????
My doggy is thankful he can now climb stairs. Hopeful he can descend stairs by the new year.
November 28, 2024 at 4:38 PM
My doggy is thankful he can now climb stairs. Hopeful he can descend stairs by the new year.
Please accept this Thanksgiving GIF and share it with your beautiful followers. . .
November 28, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Please accept this Thanksgiving GIF and share it with your beautiful followers. . .
Nine-Fingered Kindergartner Excels in Art Class. HIS HAND TURKEY WILL SHOCK YOU!
November 27, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Nine-Fingered Kindergartner Excels in Art Class. HIS HAND TURKEY WILL SHOCK YOU!
C-3PO: I am fluent in six million forms of communication-
TRUMP: Tell that slave girl I wanna pee on her...
C-3PO: *slowly shuffles toward Leia*-
TRUMP: No... The green one.
LEIA:
TRUMP: Tell that slave girl I wanna pee on her...
C-3PO: *slowly shuffles toward Leia*-
TRUMP: No... The green one.
LEIA:
November 27, 2024 at 12:53 AM
C-3PO: I am fluent in six million forms of communication-
TRUMP: Tell that slave girl I wanna pee on her...
C-3PO: *slowly shuffles toward Leia*-
TRUMP: No... The green one.
LEIA:
TRUMP: Tell that slave girl I wanna pee on her...
C-3PO: *slowly shuffles toward Leia*-
TRUMP: No... The green one.
LEIA:
